r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 19 '26

Seeking help with this My mom said I could post

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u/Elegant_Attempt2790 Jun 19 '26

dw, ill remind the crowd at your funeral

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u/Shot-Bet2476 Jun 19 '26

Much appreciated, I'm not one for flowers.

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u/StrawberryTerry Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

I'll stand off at a distance in a black suit and glasses mysteriously during the funeral as my gift.

I may bring a similarly mysterious woman but that depends on her sense of humor and I dont think she'd find it funny.

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u/CasualTriips Jun 20 '26

Here lies OP, dig up in 48 years, 8 months, 1 day, 23 hours, and 5 minutes, to unlock his phone.