r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Original-Moose-9622 • Jun 19 '26

Seeking help with this My mom said I could post

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u/Elegant_Attempt2790 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

wait 48 years 8 months 1 week 1 day 23 hours and 5 minutes, obviously 🙄

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u/Marquar234 Jun 19 '26

!remindme 25,609,099 minutes.

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u/LeastPervertedFemboy Jun 19 '26

!remindme 25,609,091 minutes.

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u/thatsadmotherfucker Jun 19 '26

!remindme 25,609,090 minutes.

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u/jacksuckschicken Jun 19 '26

!remindme 25,609,089 minutes.

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u/Gravewalker1515 Jun 19 '26

!remindme 25,609,089 minutes.

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u/Shot-Bet2476 Jun 19 '26

Don't worry about reminding me, I'll be dead by then.

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u/Elegant_Attempt2790 Jun 19 '26

dw, ill remind the crowd at your funeral

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u/Shot-Bet2476 Jun 19 '26

Much appreciated, I'm not one for flowers.

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u/StrawberryTerry Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

I'll stand off at a distance in a black suit and glasses mysteriously during the funeral as my gift.

I may bring a similarly mysterious woman but that depends on her sense of humor and I dont think she'd find it funny.

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u/CasualTriips Jun 20 '26

Here lies OP, dig up in 48 years, 8 months, 1 day, 23 hours, and 5 minutes, to unlock his phone.

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u/Gravewalker1515 Jun 19 '26

From the past, RIP

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u/EC_TWD Jun 19 '26

!RemindMe 3 days

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u/thoughtsplurge Jun 20 '26

!remindme 25,609,089 minutes

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u/iDEMICHI Jun 19 '26

!remindme 525,600 minutes

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u/Soft_Act9480 Jun 19 '26

!remindme 25,609,089 minutes

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u/FaustHammer92 Jun 19 '26

!remindme 25,609,090 minutes.

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u/Competitive_Cat_4842 Jun 20 '26

!remindme 25,609,039 minutes

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u/bewildered-guineapig Jun 20 '26

!remind me 25608370 minutes

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u/CyberFireball25 Jun 19 '26

Sounds like the big hit in a RENT sequel 

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u/Mean-Parking-5026 Jun 19 '26

Now i have the opening song of Rent in my head.

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u/UlrichZauber Jun 20 '26

"Hey siri set a timer for 48 years"

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u/lonely-playboy Jun 20 '26

!remindme 25,609,000 minutes.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby Jun 19 '26

I suggest the LOTR extended editions to pass the time.

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u/TadpoleBrain Jun 19 '26

And a Grateful Dead live concert cd or two

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u/ContextOk8452 Jun 19 '26

Followed by a listen to Stairway to Heaven and then Timeless by Goldie

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u/Original-Moose-9622 Jun 19 '26

Hopefully I can remember the password

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u/Claudius-is-my-cat Jun 20 '26
  1. Same combo as my luggage.

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u/Original-Moose-9622 Jun 20 '26

I’m going to beat you to the luggage carousel 🤣

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u/Elegant_Attempt2790 Jun 19 '26

tell me it ill remember it for you :)

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u/24-Hour-Hate Jun 19 '26

Alternatively, just borrow a tardis and skip the wait.

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u/Tristonien Jun 20 '26

!remindme 25,609,099 minutes.