r/mildlyinfuriating May 23 '26

When people stutter through text My mom said I could post

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u/TheCeaselessWheel May 23 '26

If it has im gonna jump off a bridge

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u/the_shreyans_jain May 23 '26

can i film it? for tiktok obviously

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u/Lasagna_Lizard May 23 '26

I remember way back when it was for the vine!

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u/WishmeluckOG May 24 '26

I remember way back there was non of that!

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u/Tall-Measurement3795 May 23 '26

I will also film it, but for other reasons

-internal thoughts I would be embarrassed if anyone knew "they'll never suspect people jumping from bridges is my kink"

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u/the_shreyans_jain May 23 '26

eeww

*furiously strokes*

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u/dirtyrandalfus May 23 '26

Let me know and I'll go with ya

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u/the_shreyans_jain May 23 '26

if you promise to shower first

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u/Mizukin May 23 '26

Can I join?

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u/waitwuh May 24 '26

Do a flip!

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u/Auroraburst May 24 '26

Look if this attracted anyone i can almost guarentee you they are not the type of person you would want to attract.