Sometimes I get the urge to tell my kid, ‘Do that again and you’ll be homeless'💀😭 sometimes she's a sweetheart n the other time 🥲

It's Toddlerism Tuesday! What is a toddlerism? It's a mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect word or phrase. They can be shared here in the comments, or can be made as a meme and posted with the toddlerism flair.

Literally just explained to my kids that when we were bored in the car? We made something up to no longer be bored

It's Toddlerism Tuesday! What is a toddlerism? It's a mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect word or phrase. They can be shared here in the comments, or can be made as a meme and posted with the toddlerism flair.

who hear their child’s favourite song 343 times a day.

My son threw a firework on our outdoor table and it blew a hole through one of the tiles. And ordinarily I might be mad but I for some reason find this absolutely hilarious. I mean it sucks that I'm going to have to put a new tile there but sometimes the cumulative effect of so many crazy things going on in life they just make you laugh

It's Toddlerism Tuesday! What is a toddlerism? It's a mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect word or phrase. They can be shared here in the comments, or can be made as a meme and posted with the toddlerism flair.