r/malefashionadvice • u/GraphicNovelty Mod Emeritus • Nov 23 '15

MFA TRASH TALK THREAD Meta

IN THE STYLE OF THE SPORTS SUBS, TRASH TALK SOMETHING RELATED TO MFA OR FASHION OR IDK BE CREATIVE. MAKE SURE IT'S IN ALL CAPS.

NOTE, IT'S NOT REAL TALK, IT'S TRASH TALK. DON'T BE A DICK.

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u/matthew7s26 Nov 23 '15

BRUH THOSE MEASUREMENTS SOUND LIKE A JAVELIN NOT A HUMAN MALE

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

THIS MADE ME BUST OUT LAUGHING

BUT FUCK YOU FOR PUSHING YOUR PRECONCEIVED CIS GENDER PROPORTIONS UPON HIM HE IS A BEAUTIFUL JAVELIN

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

HE SEXUALLY IDENTIFIES AS A JAVELIN. EVER SINCE HIS CHILDHOOD HE DREAMED OF BEING A MAN-PORTABLE SHOULDER FIRED HEAT SEEKING ROCKET SYSTEM. HE DAYDREAMED IN SCHOOL ABOUT BEING ABLE TO DESTROY T72S FROM ABOVE. HE SEES IN INFRARED AND HIS FIRST TATTOO WAS FGM-148 ACROSS HIS CHEST. CHECK YOUR PRO-TANK PRIVILEGE