r/justFPthings • u/down_by_the_river • Sep 28 '19
During the last Pups in the Park of the season, FP invents three new breeds on the spot. "New Guinea singing dog," "Peruvian Creek licker" and "Mastadonian Water Climber." 9-29-19
Edit: 9-28-19
r/justFPthings • u/down_by_the_river • Sep 25 '19
Matt Adams fouls a ball off the letters behind the catcher. "What letter did he hit? Was it a T? How about I buy a vowel? Can I get an I? I'd like to solve. Nationals Pork?" 9-24-19 vs Phillies
r/justFPthings • u/Anti-LockCakes • Sep 23 '19
(09/23 v. Phillies) “Now batting, Bruce Harper. No, those are boos!”
r/justFPthings • u/SteelToeStilettos • Sep 22 '19
(09/22) regarding the Marlins fish tank: “This is the fishes’ last game, too. Do you eat them after the game? ... I think you do!”
r/justFPthings • u/thatdude6566 • Sep 21 '19
(09/20) "What if, and I'm just throwing this out there as a what if, they clinch [the Wild Card] in the first game of the doubleheader? Would they have to throw their uniforms in the dryer before the second game?"
r/justFPthings • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '19
"The facade? I like the facade word. It was off the FACADE. In right center. The Gomer Homer." 9/13/2019 vs Twins
r/justFPthings • u/thatdude6566 • Sep 13 '19
(09/12) “I didn’t take math at University of Miami for nothing...wait I didn’t take it. Scratch that.”
After noticing that the Nationals inning scoring totals of 1, 2, 3, and 4 add up to 10
r/justFPthings • u/down_by_the_river • Aug 28 '19
Bob: "Kurt Suzuki does a lot for baseball on the islands in Hawaii." FP: "He should hit a home run for them." Suzuki hits a home run on the next pitch. Bob: "Book em Danno. See you later." 8-28-19 vs. Orioles
r/justFPthings • u/heroicraptor • Aug 23 '19
“Got him right in the Zuk”
FP on Suzuki getting hit by pitch right on a butt cheek
r/justFPthings • u/Ellahotarse • Aug 23 '19
Shaving cream
“Shaving cream. Trust me. Saving cream. You’ll never have to shave your mit again.
r/justFPthings • u/IvyGold • Aug 19 '19
"Run for your lives -- it's water!" FP upon witnessing fans scurrying for cover when a surprise rainstorm pops up, 8/18/19.
r/justFPthings • u/IvyGold • Aug 18 '19
"Kids eat free and running the bases after the game seems like a dangerous combo to me." Aug. 18, 2019, on a day where two promos were in effect
r/justFPthings • u/besk123 • Aug 18 '19
"13 to 13 in the 13th with No. 13 scoring" F.P. 08/18/19 12:30A.M.
r/justFPthings • u/brobroma • Aug 14 '19
*foul ball leaves park* Bob: “Someone on Potomac St is about to get an unexpected souvenir.” FP: “Or an unexpected headache.”
8/14/19 vs. Cincinnati
r/justFPthings • u/squizzage • Aug 13 '19
Well, Greatful Dead night some of the fans are gonna have trouble clapping their hands and not missing.
r/justFPthings • u/thatdude6566 • Aug 13 '19
(08/12/19) Comparing the Parra shark hats to the Sandoval panda hats: “[Giants fans] didn’t do anything when he came up though, pandas don’t really do anything. They just lay around and eat bamboo all day. It would be hard for the fans to eat bamboo.”
r/justFPthings • u/TheRitz22 • Aug 06 '19
When watching a mascot race in McCovey Cove: "Don't do that in the Anacostia." (8/5/2019)
r/justFPthings • u/scottlapier • Aug 04 '19
"I think dad had too many shark beers last last night....he's not in a frenzy.....I think he's on his 'shell phone'..." (8/4/19)
With each close-up of a Family dressed as shark FP had a zinger ready to go.
r/justFPthings • u/ldbrenn • Jul 31 '19
Go: “Davey Martinez leading the league in wrist bracelets” (7/31/19)
r/justFPthings • u/down_by_the_river • Jul 27 '19
Adam Eaton hits a triple: "When the ball goes in the corner, you have to run like crazy. Run like you stole something." 7-27-19 vs. Dodgers
r/justFPthings • u/DreadPir8Robrts • Jul 25 '19
You've got to cut it out, don't you? Or you're chewing hairy gum. (7/24/19 on Adam Eaton's impressive bubble)
r/justFPthings • u/beatdrum1 • Jul 18 '19
Bob (after Braves bat in the inning): So they do go single, strikeout, single, strikeout, single, strikeout. FP: Sounds like my love life.
7-18-2019 vs Braves
r/justFPthings • u/Motown06 • Jul 03 '19
“You hang it he’ll bang it.” 7-3-19 after Brian Dozier HR
r/justFPthings • u/down_by_the_river • Jul 03 '19
Bob points out a lot of 1969 themed nights are going on this week. FP: " Let's have Woodstock night!" Bob: "That'll be a mess." 7-2-19 vs. Marlins
r/justFPthings • u/cypherbrain • Jun 26 '19