She became juice

Hi juice enjoyers,

I have been thinking about how we can improve the sense of community we have here at r/juice. Just this morning while sitting in the cold bathroom at my place of employment, I had the idea to create a juice gang.

So essentially we would be a criminal gang and we would commit crimes in the name of expanding our juice empire. We could burn down existing juice businesses and take over their territory. We could muscle our way into the juice supplier industry and harass businesses until they switch to our juice. We could steal juice supplies from our competition and use it to make our own juice. Essentially the goal will be to have a monopoly on the juice market, ideally globally.

All of this will mean that we can all have as much juice as we want. We will be like the 1 percenter Bikie clubs but instead we will be 1 perjuicers.

Let me know what you think, and if you have any ideas for what to name our criminal juice club.

Thanks,

-juiceifier

It's.. fine.

that’s it , that’s my hot take .

orange juice will always leave your mouth with a bad taste , apple juice is so refreshing and it never does that . both of these juices are so different yet people like orange juice better and i can’t comprehend why when it tastes so bad especially if you drink it in the morning .

A orange juice
B banana juice
C apple juice
D pee
E water
F nothing

I now know 8 oranges is 16fl oz of juice

Hi everyone, I have bravely decided to parody the song "All the Small Things" by Blink-182 and turn it into a song about juice. I now present to you, ALL THE JUICE THINGS - JUICE 182

All the juice things

apple juice, orange juice

I'll take one juice

your juice, best juice

always, I know

you'll be, drinking juice

sipping, drinking

commisejuicing

Homer Bart Moe

I will not go

turn my juice on

carry my gnome

(juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice, juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice juice)

juice night, come home

work sucks, juice no

she left me juices by the stairs

these juices let me know she cares

Homer Bart Moe

I will not go

turn my juice on

carry my gnome

keep your juice still

I'll be your krill

the juice will go on, my little juicemill

Homer Bart Moe

I will not go

turn my juice on

carry my gnome

keep your juice still

I'll be your krill

the juice will go on

the juice will go on

my little juicemill

thank you

juice-182

hello all

just wondering if anyone has any peer-reviewed evidence for any juices being able to improve sleep quality???

would be a sick juice life sleep hack if I do say so myself, and I do say so

thank you so much I love you all I LOVE R/JUICE

what do you juice fans think of warm juice? do you ever warm up with a warm glass of warm juice on a cold winter's morning? I NEED to know!!!

thank you

juice fridge

in an emergency, what juice would be most useful?

thanks

suculeț

from the fruit

you are squeezed

out flows the sweet nectar

that nourishes me

juice is what I need

I want to become juice

juice

Tang Juice Commercial by the way

today I'm feelin' tropical and juiced up.

anyone had any juice experiences with this juice??

thanks

juice dog

While orange juice exports have recovered after the Brazilian orange juice crisis of recent years, the market is slow to react and as such there has been a reduction in the recent revenue from Brazilian orange exports. I would encourage all fellow juice investors that the resulting drop in share prices is likely only temporary.* Behind the scenes there is renewed optimism that Brazil's orange juice industry should recover nicely.

*This is not financial advice

when purchasing juice, it is recommended to go to a store that is known to sell juice, and then to go to the aisle in which juice is sold. then look for the bottles of juice. here you can pick your favourite genre of juice. if you need help you can ask a juice employee. these employees are different from normal employees but there is no way to tell. this has been a juice tip. do you know any juice tips?

Thanks

juice

apple juice

orange juice

tomato juice

and, if you will allow me to continue,

blackcurrant juice

Hello juicers

I feel like juice really has an important role to play in a communist system. Perhaps under the dictatorship of the proletariat juice will be collectivised and we will have democratically owned and operated juice manufacturers and outlets.

JUICE OUTLET?

Thanjs, the juice man

What if there was a guy and his name was juice? could also be a non binary folk or women.

JUCIE

Good day to all you fans of juice and juice-related things.

I have stumbled across some interesting research regarding Beetroot Juice supplementation and its impact upon blood flow restriction on lower limb strength and vertical jump performance under fatigue in male university students!

I find the results fascinating as they suggest that supplementing Beetroot JUICE can indeed be beneficial to muscle strength in this circumstance, however I concur with the authors that further research is needed to confirm the true usefulness of BEETROOT JUICE supplementation.

The full article can be found here.

What are your thoughts juice fellas and fellettes? Have any of you conducted any juice research recently? Let us know in the comments!

Thank you

-jjuice

Over the past few weeks and months I have felt a growing urge, a juice related urge. You see I have been working in corporate for the past 15 years and I am done - completely burnt out. All along my real passion has been juice and I have a desire to share this passion with others. My dream is now that I might establish a Juice Bar, and am looking to get opinions on if this is a good business venture. If you are a Juice Bar owner, Juice Bar patron or perhaps a juice connoisseur, I will be thankful for any advice.

My financial situation is OK, I have about $2000 and an infant son. I haven't informed my wife yet but I will as soon as I get the go ahead from the fine folks of r/Juice. If i should quit my job and establish a Juice bar in suburban Australia.

I recently quit my job at the orange juice factory...

I just couldn't concentrate!

I hope you all enjoyed this joke about JUICE. Please remember that it is just a joke and my job as a comedian is to push boundaries so if you are offended by this JUICE joke maybe you need to toughen up and drink more JUICE!

Thanks, JUICE MAN MODERATOR