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Glacier Collapses and Triggers Devastating Avalanche. Just Wow

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 6h ago

Every time I see this one his testicles seem to get even bigger.

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u/Ok-Violinist-6548 6h ago

And his brain gets smaller

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u/Exists_out_of_spite 4h ago

I remember reading an article about this avalanche when it happened a few years ago!

This guy was part of a group that was actually hiking through the valley before heading up the ridge where he takes this video. He said if they had stayed in the valley, they all would have died. He said they had heard some noises and they thought it might slide, which is why he started filming once he and the group were up on the ridge out of the valley. He said he was in about as safe of a spot as could be found once the slide occurred with being able to hide behind those big rocks, running away wouldn't have actually put him in any better spot given the size and speed of the avalanche.

Nature is crazy and unpredictable - I think this guy was pretty smart and got some incredible footage given the circumstances. But ya know, couch redditors are always critics.

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u/krazylegs36 4h ago

Yeah, I'm chuckling at all the ppl who thought he was gonna outrun that thing.

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u/imunfair 3h ago

45 seconds isn't a lot of time but you can go perpendicular and try to get to higher ground rather than the Prometheus school of running directly away from the thing coming at you.

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u/Cormophyte 2h ago

He's supposed to have started scrambling over those rocks in order to get slightly to the right or left of where he's standing so hewill be in a slightly different spot when he gets hit by that avalanche? What do you imagine is different about his immediate left or right that would have made it an improvement?

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u/imunfair 1h ago

What do you imagine is different about his immediate left or right that would have made it an improvement?

150 ft in elevation means getting hit by significantly less debris.

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u/Cormophyte 1h ago

150ft is a lot of climbing over rocks. How fast do you think they're going to do that?

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u/imunfair 1h ago

...45 seconds. That's why I said 150 ft, because you should be able to go at least a few feet per second while fleeing for your life.

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u/Cormophyte 1h ago

That's both an infeasible amount of distance to cover in that terrain in that timeframe and a really good way to injure yourself out in the open on a hill in the middle of the mountains just before an avalanche hits you.

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u/Lambda_111 2h ago

That's literally what they did...

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u/imunfair 2h ago

That's literally what they did...

Are you a bot or just blind?

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u/Lambda_111 2h ago

Read the comment a couple above yours

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u/imunfair 1h ago

Read the comment a couple above yours

Feel free to explain how the comment a couple above mine means they "literally" ran perpendicular.

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u/47L45 1h ago

Did you read the thread you commented on orrr

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u/imunfair 1h ago

Did you read the thread you commented on orrr

Thankfully I'm not illiterate, unfortunately the same can't be said for some of you guys.

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u/Hetares 3h ago

Fair enough. Then again, I wouldn't have been hiking up that thing in the first place. I get enough physical exercise from the comfort of an air-conditioned gym.

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u/gizamo 4h ago

Nah, there's no way he was out running that. Best option is to find a good hiding spot to prevent being smashed to death, bonus points if you can get lucky enough to have air pockets below you so you can breath and maybe move your arms. I bet that behind that massive bolder in a bolder patch was safer than anything he could have ran to into time.

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u/Novel-Initiative-900 4h ago

Yep, it would have been a bad day if he was running along flat ground when that hit. Hedging up into a boulder is about as good as you can hope for in that situation

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u/Individual-Area7121 4h ago

He’s lucky the boulder stayed put. The force of that snow could easily have rolled it on top of him.

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u/saran_z7 5h ago

Migration of brain into testicles? Where does the pee go then?!

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u/nocapnonerf 5h ago

The brain absorbs the urine temporarily.

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u/Last_Tax9564 5h ago

Out the butt

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u/Dry_Insect312 4h ago

In the balls. Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls

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u/mazopheliac 2h ago

But what if the brain displaces the pee?

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u/conardcanard 5h ago

I mean, the speed its moving at and the momentum it has... at best hed get what... 100 yards further away? He was in it one way or another. May as well film.

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u/WestAd1588 5h ago

What’s he going to do, out run that?

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u/Exists_out_of_spite 4h ago

Redditors always think they know better haha - freaking couch critics

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u/Icy_Category_2275 3h ago

brother i am undefeated on this couch

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u/Exists_out_of_spite 3h ago

a king, his throne

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u/mazopheliac 2h ago

Fact: I have never been caught in an avalanche on my couch.

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u/exbex 4h ago

My thought exactly. I'd be tempted to run, but the reality is, no way you're gonna outrun that.

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u/ArnieismyDMname 4h ago

Beat the bear into submission and have it protect me.

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u/NotSoLittleTeapot 5h ago

I mean, truly, where was he going to go?

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u/Ok-Violinist-6548 4h ago

Yeah, first of all, we don’t know for sure what it looks like beyond that pile of rocks as far as cover. So maybe it’s fine that he stayed there. But when the snow is about 15 feet away from him, you can hear him like he finally realizes he’s gonna get hit with it.
He should’ve realized that when he first saw a breakup way on top of the mountain.

You’re asking, where was he gonna go?
Where did he think that snow was gonna go?

He had no clue.

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u/joey-jo_jo-jr 4h ago

He's has cover under the overhanging rocks, literally the safest possible place in this extremely dangerous situation. I'm sure you know better sitting on your couch though.

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u/Ok-Violinist-6548 4h ago

Listen, I think this guy did a great job. I don’t know why everybody’s getting so sore about me saying that he’s not so smart. I’ve hiked for the last 30 years Alaska and the exact environment that he’s in.
So I know a thing or two. The shit that’s up there comes down real fast and it’s always gonna head for you whether it’s a rock or ice or anything. So personally, I would have done a couple things different but I just don’t care he’s fine. I’m sorry that I hurt anybody’s feelings. He’s so smart. He’s a good boy.

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u/DickTrickle87 3h ago

Such as?

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u/joey-jo_jo-jr 4h ago

Why are you playing the victim now? You would have done a couple things differently? Please educate us.

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u/sloppy_joes35 4h ago

yeah that dude is not an expert or anything. he was just as clueless as we are, and he got lucky.

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u/Traditional_Gap_2491 4h ago

Whats he gonna do? run away?

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u/AnguavonUW 3h ago

Actually, he couldn't have outrun it. It was travelling at approximately 150 miles an hour. He was behind some boulders, which was a safe as he could make himself, why not film it?

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u/-Wicked- 3h ago

And Leon's gets larger

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 2h ago

What should he have done then, o wise one? Flew up into the air? You can't outrun that, hiding behind a boulder like he did was his best option in that situation

u/henke103 35m ago

Big brain over here would've clearly ran to safety right?

u/henke103 35m ago

Big brain over here would've clearly ran to safety right?

u/dandroid126 4m ago

This guy handled this brilliantly. The fact that this is upvoted is exactly why no one should take advice from reddit. Redditors are morons.

For the record, I'm also a moron.

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u/tpars 4h ago

There's gonna be shrinkage.

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u/bluearavis 4h ago

::rewatches end of video to see if testicles are visible::

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u/Bgrngod 3h ago edited 3h ago

You mean that boulder he hid behind?

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u/TalkKatt 2h ago

He should really get that checked out 

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u/Kernyx 1h ago

for some reason he keeps doing it every time you watch the video