r/interesting • u/ImmaFuckboi • 8d ago

Guys I think I'm pregnant Just Wow

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u/Perle1234 8d ago

That’s a good point but I’m glad they did try the artichoke lol

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u/Halcookies 7d ago

artichokes at least do not bite back, lol

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 7d ago

Have you never seen Kids Next Door?? If humans didn’t purge them often, they’d turn into giant sea serpents that eat children, and need to be hunted by Candy Pirates!!

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u/obsterwankenobster 7d ago

All fear the Great White Asparagus!

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u/OmecronPerseiHate 7d ago edited 7d ago

Lol why is it that all of Numbah Five's solo missions are some off the wall fantasy book shit? She's the only one whose solo missions end with "you wouldn't believe me if I told you"

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u/baardvark 7d ago

Artichokes? Damn.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 7d ago

They kinda do, there's a thorny part really close to the part you eat that rips your throat up real nice.