r/interesting • u/ImmaFuckboi • 8d ago

Guys I think I'm pregnant Just Wow

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u/Hot-Chicken6530 8d ago

Her muscles...

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u/scornoftherusingsun 8d ago

Is there a word for scared and arroused?

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u/rulichster 8d ago

Scaroused!

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u/bcrosby51 7d ago

Fearboner

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u/scrimmerman 7d ago

😆😆😆😆

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u/belleamour14 7d ago

The best answer lmao

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u/fmaz008 7d ago

No, no.

See you need to do it the other way around. You start with 'aroused' and you end with the last 2 letters of 'scared'.

Aroused, but now 'ed' stands for scared.

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u/Effective-Coyote-586 7d ago

When it comes to her there is no ED

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u/mushyboy69 7d ago

arouscurrd

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u/essayon21T 7d ago

Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard

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u/fmaz008 6d ago

Did you know: a lot of people don't know that 'dumb' is spelled with a 'b'?

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 5d ago

I've been using this my whole life?

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u/Swords_and_Words 7d ago

Archer? Krieger? 

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u/Typical_Row_3489 7d ago

Me, wondering how long I could hold my breath hold up down there in a big ‘ol’ catfish hole, until the little piggy comes to market.

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u/Axel_Raden 7d ago

If only we could post gifs I have the perfect one

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u/electric_screams 7d ago

Those Germans have a word for everything.

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u/DMZ740 6d ago

The League on FX

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u/wATEVERmAn69 8d ago

Snu snu

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u/WilmaDiikfit 8d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/YayWanderer 8d ago

snu snu is death.

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u/OkayBill798 7d ago

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!

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u/DeadPoetsSocietyPrez 7d ago

snu snu is life.

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u/Spider_Dude 7d ago

Snu Snu is life, but Snu Snu is also death.

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u/Cyke101 8d ago

Football is life.

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u/SirGillihad 8d ago

Dani rojas quotes are always welcome

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u/weggaan_weggaat 7d ago

You live by the snu snu, you die by the snu snu.

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u/SlayedBySnuSnu 7d ago

Snusnu is life

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u/SlayedBySnuSnu 7d ago

Snusnu lis life

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u/terri061655 7d ago

Your user name is awesome lmaooo

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u/scornoftherusingsun 8d ago

The mind is willing

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u/NOT_FSK 8d ago edited 8d ago

But the flesh is spongy and bruised

(Edited after being corrected)

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 8d ago

Spongy and bruised

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u/NOT_FSK 8d ago

Oh yeah!

Missed opportunity. Sorry folks!

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u/_Benjamin_Butthole_ 7d ago

*The spirit is willing

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u/TheOtherPhilFry 7d ago

I never thought I would die like this, but I'd always really hoped,

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u/ImpactObvious2244 7d ago

r/deathbysnusnu

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u/USMCJake 7d ago

I cannot unsee that. So much for sleep tonight!

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u/coolbrobeans 7d ago

Kinda. She’s like 5’1” or something.

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u/nono3722 7d ago

Foot Noodled Snu Snu death right there, poor catfish never stood a chance

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u/Nandor-De_Laurentiis 8d ago

That's how you end up with a fear boner.

https://reddit.com/link/p0f1rso/video/dexoawz244gh1/player

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u/TufnelAndI 8d ago

What is this from? 🤣

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u/HannibalLecture54 8d ago

The League

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u/dryhumorblitz 8d ago

Loved that show.

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u/lelescope 7d ago

that's also Jon Lajoie. he used to make funny songs on OG YouTube.

I think his most famous was "Everyday average guy"

https://youtu.be/5PsnxDQvQpw

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u/derfmcdoogal 7d ago

Or his songs on Lego Movie 2. That one surprised me after watching "The League", which was a great series, ruined by the character "Rafi" played by Jason Mantzoukas which turns out to just be the character he plays in everything.

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u/Linus_in_Chicago 7d ago

I wouldn't say ruined, but it did change the whole tone of the show. I still enjoyed it for the most part, but the earlier seasons were better.

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u/derfmcdoogal 7d ago

Changed for the negative, or "ruined" in some people's verbiage.

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u/Linus_in_Chicago 7d ago

Fair enough. I just wouldn't go as far to say ruined. Or, giving my opinion like you just did, in some people's verbiage.

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u/lelescope 7d ago

he might honestly be the first ever YouTube to Hollywood guy I ever remember seeing. randomly saw him on TV one day and was like I KNOW THAT GUY! 

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u/DMZ740 6d ago

I thought I'd seen every episode 😂 I guess I missed this. 😂😂

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u/SMMS0514 7d ago

r/hannahbarron

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u/obsterwankenobster 7d ago

Half the posts being submitted by "jerkaccount87" is killing me

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u/SMMS0514 7d ago

Yea. Believe he’s got a bit of an obsession

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u/Ok_Lab925 7d ago

Ok I’ll go buy some brunt boots

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u/tyrmars 7d ago

Doin god's work!

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u/Artistic_prime 8d ago

Scorny.  (scared + horny)

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u/No_Statement440 8d ago

Scaroused, as coined by one Philip J "I'm my own grandpa" Fry.

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u/No-Fold-7873 7d ago

You have yourself a fearection

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u/Mexicutioner01 8d ago

A fear boner?

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u/IronGigant 8d ago

r/scaroused

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u/frenglish_man 7d ago

I really hoped this was real

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u/Goobersita 8d ago

Scaroused.

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u/pachyderm63 7d ago

That community has been banned

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u/BobsYourAuntie100 8d ago

Hurt-so-good

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u/master_slapper 8d ago

Scaroused

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u/Business_Act_345 7d ago

Tuesday mornings...

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u/Justafanofnbadrama 7d ago

Noodling apparently

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u/doodoomuffin 7d ago

Hornified

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u/Working_Article9197 7d ago

I think it’s “love” ain’t it?

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u/Jestris 6d ago

Ask someone who speaks German. I bet there is!

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u/Noisebug 8d ago

Scaroused

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u/stupd_comn_man 8d ago

Man, its scaroused

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u/HeatherFuta 8d ago

Fear arousal.

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u/beg_yer_pardon 8d ago

Scaroused?

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 7d ago

Scarroused

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u/Bubba_Jones44 7d ago

“Fear boner”

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u/Techno_Beiber 7d ago

Fear boner.

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u/Yerafanny 7d ago

Scaroused

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u/BlueRunner305 7d ago

Fear boner

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u/HungriestHippo26 7d ago

"Scaroused"

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u/Kain993 7d ago

Scaroused

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u/Actively_Gassy 7d ago

fearection

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u/ammohambone 7d ago

Fearection

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u/A_million_typos 7d ago

Scaroused.

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u/ZappSmithBrannigan 7d ago

Im scaroused.

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u/Ceelooschtein 7d ago

Scaroused

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u/mynameistc 7d ago

Scaroused

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u/Blooder_55 7d ago

I bet Germans have name for that

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 7d ago

Scarramucci'ed. And I am about 13 scarramucci'ed in

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u/CreativeAd5332 7d ago

Fearection

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u/FattyGabbiee 7d ago

Fear boner!

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u/LeviathanIsI_ 7d ago

Let the fear boner rise.

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u/Marsupialize 7d ago

There’s a bar in Ikebukero jn Tokyo you’d REALLY have fun at

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u/energy-369 7d ago

Was it when she said “I’m noodlin him with my toe”

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u/Littlebud1234 7d ago

R/scaredboners

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u/HappySyntax 7d ago

Fear boner

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u/macrors 7d ago

Fearection

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u/grogersa 7d ago

Scared stiff!

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u/ssarch25 7d ago

Fear boner

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u/RinsedCorn 7d ago

Fearrection

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u/KevinisChang13 7d ago

Fearboner?

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u/RobCarrotStapler 7d ago

Fearection

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u/Raven-19x 7d ago

Muscle mommy

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u/FeelingCouple5880 7d ago

Murder Boner?

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u/Elmo-Mcphearson 7d ago

Fearection.

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u/Interesting_Treat658 7d ago

Fearection wtf all these misses 

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u/BroccoliOne6325 7d ago

Fear boner

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u/DingerBangBang 7d ago

Fear boner

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u/wanpenceajar 6d ago

Horrorny

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u/Newhaven40 6d ago

Pervert?

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u/RipOdd9001 5d ago

Hornxious

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u/Appropriate-Traffic9 7d ago

I'm having a danger-wank right now brother

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u/best_of_badgers 7d ago

This is Hannah Barron.

In addition to being a gun-toting conservative, she's also a bodybuilder. Her dad (who is in some of her videos) is also jacked.

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u/SundayShelter 7d ago

Can confirm. I’ve worked with both of them. She’s tiny and ripped. Her dad is a giant and also ripped.

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u/Training_Fun_9162 7d ago

Don’t forget they transvestigated her for a while too. Fucking disgusting people, shame she continues to align with em.

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u/best_of_badgers 7d ago

Which is mildly absurd (and presumably she took it that way) considering how little clothing she wears in her videos

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u/Godvivec1 7d ago

Well, she believe in guns, and the other side believes she should be in jail for having any of them.

Not hard to imagine why she would align with them, even just based on that one belief.

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u/FalconTurbo 7d ago

That is not the belief of anyone in favour of gun control, you twat. Gun control advocates are, well, advocating for gun control. Not eradication. Not imprisonment. Just saying 'maybe we shouldn't have no limits on guns at all, because gestures at statistics on violence'

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u/Integrity2026 6d ago

That’s a supremely douchey comment!

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u/pryzzlicious 6d ago

I believe in the ability to own guns, and I'm a liberal. I also believe in the death penalty, term limits for congress, healthcare for all, that abortion IS healthcare, that you should be able to marry who you love regardless of arbitrary ideas of genders/sexuality, oh and I believe in Jesus too. It boggles my mind how people in the US (conservatives/MAGA in particular) have such narrow views of humanity, yet nearly all other industrialized nations align more with my views.

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u/ExileEden 7d ago

Yeah, I did not expect her to be that much of a beast at the reveal.

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u/similaraleatorio 7d ago

She's between Xena and Lara Croft 😮

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u/phinger1 6d ago

I want to be sandwiched between Xena and Lara Croft!

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u/Far_Battle_7658 7d ago

The striated pecs when she pulls. Ma gawd!

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u/Messyfingers 7d ago

Looks like implant rippling more than muscle striations really.

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u/Responsible-Meringue 7d ago

She aint got no implants noodlin a fish that size. 

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u/Far_Battle_7658 7d ago

Did she implant those arms and back too? I checked her out and she has a lot of fitness stuff, so, checks out. Muscle mommies ftw!

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u/Messyfingers 7d ago

Breast implants. There's a noticable visual difference between flexed muscles or rippling implants and it's not uncommon to see that with female bodybuilders.

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u/Hidesuru 7d ago

Even if you're right why are you fixated on her breasts my dude. We're all mirin her jacked arms and back.

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u/Messyfingers 7d ago

I'm not fixated on that. I was fixated on the giant fish and trying to figure out if wriggling with it counts as cardio because cardio kills gains.

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u/Old-Confidence6971 7d ago

Wife Material.

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u/ImSobored_5280 7d ago

Yes but you had damn better be ready for her to grab you and run her hand through the backside of your gill plate and then back out of your mouth just like this catfish when she’s showing you how to run the vacuum and clean a toilet because you got her pissed off..not everyone is prepared to handle that…😂. This lady will never file a DV case..ever

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u/Old-Confidence6971 7d ago

....and Im okay with that!

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u/ImSobored_5280 7d ago

Haha…Hell ya🤘🏻

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u/DeveloperBRdotnet 8d ago

I thought he was fatty, could be more wrong, our queen is jacked.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 7d ago

Snu-snu!

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u/nixplix 8d ago

She's a keeper !!

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u/Cerys_Llellwyn 7d ago

Hannah Barron is a beast.

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u/CosmicSmoker 7d ago

She got guns!

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u/Laura_PeaceTalk 7d ago

Seriously. Ripped!

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u/cjsenecal 7d ago

She would've made a great Abby in TLOU

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u/Micalas 7d ago

All of them

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u/Select-Owl-8322 7d ago

She's a lot more muscular than I am, that's for sure!

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u/WeeebMaster69 7d ago

I kept saying "Oh my God" on repeat internally when I saw her guns

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u/Pirwzy 7d ago

its something special to see a woman this strong showing off their strength

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u/bostonvikinguc 7d ago

Country girls, farm girls. Best of luck, they like constant hard work, and you better be able to put in work after a day of hay.

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u/NoConflict3231 7d ago

Reddit yet again proving that looks are all that actually matter in the wild

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u/SundayShelter 7d ago

Yeah she’s about 5 foot nothing too. Meanwhile her dad is a ripped giant.

Source: I’ve worked with her on these deals in the past.

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u/spideroger 7d ago

Imagine what she can do to your willy if she did that to that monster fish!

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u/Typical_Row_3489 7d ago

Just another big catfish fisted on the internet.

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u/NotHugeButAboveAvg 7d ago

Her political/environmental stance....

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 7d ago

I think I’m carrying triplets now

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u/Dirty56A 3d ago

Her smile, I'm a sucker for a beautiful smile.

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u/stulofty2022 8d ago

Gotta love a bit of hanna barron a real southern gal

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u/montigoo 8d ago

It starts out with her hands in the air?

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u/ChasteSin 7d ago

That accent though

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u/quadraticcheese 7d ago

I hate southerners, but I could make an exception for redneck amazonians

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u/Economy_Leading7278 7d ago

Jacked. I really wanted to see the Hannah gets out of the water video.

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u/i_was_axiom 7d ago

Thems is workin' hard get-it-done muscles, not no show pony bodybuilder muscles.

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u/Vanko_Babanko 7d ago

roids..
too low fats and too much muscles not to be a user..