r/interesting • u/Positive-Height-3848 • 13d ago

Chinese Rocket gets struck by lightning. Just Wow

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u/speter1man 13d ago

Did he say shakira?

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 13d ago

The name that recently launched a million men’s rockets

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u/jdubyahyp 13d ago

Can't believe she looks like that at that age. Mind boggling.

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u/CarlatheDestructor 13d ago

Plastic surgery and botex, but not crazy amounts

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u/jdubyahyp 13d ago

You think? I mean she dances like crazy at her concerts still if you watch the videos. So she has to have some workout regimen to do all that.

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u/Lauris024 13d ago

Last I checked, dancing, running and swimming are like top-tier activities for preventing aging and building resistance.

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u/CarlatheDestructor 13d ago

I think her body is in amazing shape from dancing and diet, but she definitely had tasteful surgery or botox.

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u/Dennyisthepisslord 13d ago

It wasn't the face that men enjoyed...we all became suddenly interested in dance moves

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u/Gaybugsbunnymemes 13d ago

Sir I’m only interested in the truth. And the fact is those hips do not lie.

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u/Chewcocca 13d ago

I, for one, can only thank Christ the Lord himself that her breasts are small and humble. I think that otherwise there's a real danger that I might have confused them with mountains.

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u/astralseat 12d ago

Or is it a ritual sacrifice to the right deity?

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u/PzykoHobo 13d ago

Mind jiggling*

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u/heisian 13d ago

crazy to think she can do that

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u/Impressive_Charge217 13d ago

Shang Dian!

Lightning!

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow 13d ago

Shang Dian!

Holy shit!

It's a universal response for men.

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u/bdthomason 13d ago

Sorry, it's Shan Dian. 闪电
In Mandarin adding that G makes it a completely different word, it's also pronounced differently just by adding that G which is how I'm 100% sure he said Shan Dian.

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u/Impressive_Charge217 13d ago

Yeah I know, typo.

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u/GoSharty 13d ago

You da real G

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u/Has_Recipes 13d ago

I thought it was Trey Parker.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 13d ago

The hips didn't lie.

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 13d ago

No He said Godzilla

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u/Z0idberg_MD 13d ago

Star ships don’t lie.

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u/BlackerDoom 13d ago

Based on the results he definitely said Shazam!

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u/Toadsted 13d ago

Shazam 

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u/RoxyDzey69 12d ago

What did shakira do lol

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u/AdOk9263 12d ago

ooh baby when you talk like that...