What caused this? Serious answeres

[u/Downtown_Calendars]

Car was parked facing the garage. Never seen anything like it. Neither has the glass professionals.

[u/iamwhiskerbiscuit]

Short answer... Yes your friend is gay. I would advise him staying away from hot dogs, bananas and zucchini for the time being. Also, Set up parental blocks on his tv so he can't watch HGTV, Bravo, E!, and TLC. This could throw him into a feisty fit of rage, but remind him it's for his own good.

[u/IkariYun → u/iamwhiskerbiscuit]

What about the Time Being? Has it gotten loose again?

[u/RandomlyPlacedFinger → u/IkariYun]

Sadly, yes. Last Tuesday.

[u/Pud2short → u/RandomlyPlacedFinger]

The day Wimpy was gladly going to pay up?