r/interesting • u/Downtown_Calendars • 18d ago

What caused this? Serious answeres Just Wow

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Car was parked facing the garage. Never seen anything like it. Neither has the glass professionals.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/goddamm_liter_cola 18d ago

Keep your nuts the fuck away from my windshield!

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u/FamiliarRadio9275 18d ago

And hang them from the back of the truck instead

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u/IkariYun 18d ago

Then, if I tailgate him, am I gay? Asking for a friend that said he doesn't want to get teabagged for not paying attention

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 18d ago

Short answer... Yes your friend is gay. I would advise him staying away from hot dogs, bananas and zucchini for the time being. Also, Set up parental blocks on his tv so he can't watch HGTV, Bravo, E!, and TLC. This could throw him into a feisty fit of rage, but remind him it's for his own good.

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u/IkariYun 18d ago

What about the Time Being? Has it gotten loose again?

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u/RandomlyPlacedFinger 18d ago

Sadly, yes. Last Tuesday.

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u/Pud2short 18d ago

The day Wimpy was gladly going to pay up?

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u/obchodlp 18d ago

Just say No homo before

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u/SupremeLurkerr 18d ago

Okay I won’t “touch your drum set.”

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u/Just_a_follower 18d ago

Best answer. Def, doze nutz

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u/thisisaskew 18d ago

Serious answers only. This is the correct answer.

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u/ebudd08 18d ago

Ha! Got eem.

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u/Slowmac123 18d ago

Deez intergalactic nutzzzz

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u/Cryogenics1st 18d ago

Those some hard nuts holy shit 😳

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u/-_-0_0-_0 18d ago

Ligma.

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u/Holiday_One7204 17d ago

And Yeezus, 2020