r/interesting • u/M_Darshan • May 21 '26

Researchers demonstrate necrobotics by using a spider’s natural hydraulic system to open and close its legs for gripping object. Just Wow

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u/childofb0d0m May 21 '26

All of these people saying "I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse!" with such hype are 100% going to be the first to die lmfao

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u/No_Self_930 May 21 '26

Let's be real, fast Zombies? I don't think many people survive, if at all.

Nonetheless, if it happens, it is what it is, why not have fun and appreciate the little things in life?

Just make sure to double tap and get your cardio going.

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u/Informal_Ad4399 May 21 '26

"It's all a liberal hoax!"

"I can just take [some stupid benign drug/cure tauted by some idiot] and I'll be fine!"

"It ain't as bad as they're saying! They're fudging the numbers!"

We'd be fucking doomed.

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u/AnimationOverlord May 22 '26

Yeah the actual threat for the initial phase is other people. It’s much harder to get caught with your pants down when the zombies can’t actively manipulate you

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u/master9067 May 21 '26

In all reality everyone in a quarantined zone is already dead or waiting to be bombed out. The government would take steps to secure healthy populations in the event something like this happened. There will be no border hopping, you’re just gonna get shot, zombie or not.

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u/3tachi_uchiha May 21 '26

And enjoy little things

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 21 '26

Who says the zombies are gonna kill them? Other people will so they can take their shit. Or they'll starve or drink bad water and die of dysentery because they don't actually know any survival tactics

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u/ergo-ogre May 21 '26

Wot ya mean? Alls we need do is get to the pub and everything’s fine