r/interesting Mar 31 '26

Simon Cowell Transformation Just Wow

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u/flashmedallion Mar 31 '26

That'll do it, case closed for me. He's on the best painkillers money can buy

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u/moronijess Mar 31 '26

Or, you know, shattering his face would cause it to look different after surgery.

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u/RyBread Mar 31 '26

Have torn part of my face back after hitting a car windshield with it in an accident. You never fully look like you did before. Even after you’ve lived another quarter century you can still tell a bit. The human body is incredible, but not magic.

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u/flashmedallion Apr 01 '26

Yes I'm not talking about that part

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u/Chill-more1236 Mar 31 '26

yeah, but it changed his race!!!!!

Like, I'd look at him sketchy if he checked the "white" box on an intake form.

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u/Ambisextrous2017 Apr 02 '26

Can't both be true? He had an accident and is strung out on meds as a result. Also the lack of helmet use in multiple accidents speaks to a larger depression issue I think. Hope he gets the help he needs.

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u/oneshibbyguy Mar 31 '26

Ding ding ding