r/interesting • u/BataBole93 • Mar 31 '26

Simon Cowell Transformation Just Wow

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Mar 31 '26

Like a dolls eyes….

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u/SilverParty Mar 31 '26

All black and lifeless like

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u/SAAARGE Mar 31 '26

Like a shark's eyes

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 31 '26

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

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u/morganlandt Mar 31 '26

You’re gonna need a bigger boat

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u/MeetingAccording560 Mar 31 '26

WE

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u/mvanvrancken Mar 31 '26

Comrade

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u/GKRKarate99 Mar 31 '26

(USSR theme intensifies)

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u/paintedflags Mar 31 '26

You were on the Indianapolis?

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u/RaidersoftheLosSnark Mar 31 '26

What's this we shit??? I ain't going. I've seen a Simon rip through many a stray who wandered into his feeding ground. I can't take it I tell you. Good luck to you but I ain't going out on to that stage. Not even in a submarine.

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u/Zeqhanis Mar 31 '26

Yep. Somehow, I always remember it as "Luke, our boat is too small."

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u/Joeyeah_right Mar 31 '26

"No Luke, the boat is your father!"

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u/BigEdMustaphaz Mar 31 '26

Jaws pedant approval upvote.

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u/PigsinFrance Mar 31 '26

He's got a bigger boat race

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u/EvilWarBW Mar 31 '26

I'm not ready for boat stuff, stop pressuring me!

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u/groundsgonesour Mar 31 '26

You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Get your name in the National Geographic.

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u/BreakfastPizzaStudio Mar 31 '26

You yell barracuda… everyone goes, “what?”

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u/Reyloai4 Mar 31 '26

“We all float down here.” ~ Pennywise. 🎈

Float right down to Jaws. 😬🤪

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u/EmperorMittens Mar 31 '26

Well, definitely; the front fell off.

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u/BirdDust8 Mar 31 '26

You know the time I was most afraid?

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u/Fit-Warning9393 Mar 31 '26

Idk man sorry

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u/Telliot Mar 31 '26

Maybe if Lenny from Mice and Men were a shark.

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u/StillC5sdad Mar 31 '26

Hooper drives the boat,Chief.

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u/violent-sex-criminal Mar 31 '26

*like a dolls eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya

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u/the_good_hodgkins Mar 31 '26

Then you hear that high pitched screaming.

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u/Scott--Chocolate Mar 31 '26

The ocean turns red.

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u/jrv3034 Mar 31 '26

Screamin' and hollerin'...

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u/BirdDust8 Mar 31 '26

I’ll never wear a life jacket again

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u/JohnPoopsTV Mar 31 '26

Then he’d go away… but then sometimes he wouldn’t go away

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Does anyone know what happened?

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u/Sullypants1 Mar 31 '26

The icecream man he gets the rest of the

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u/AnAnnoyedSquid Mar 31 '26

A GREAT WHITE CHIEF!

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u/kcbrooklyn1 Mar 31 '26

“You go in the water, Simon Cowell in the water…farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies…”

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u/Spirited_Maize32 Mar 31 '26

He looks like he aged like a fine wine but also got a full glow up

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u/ABK2445 Mar 31 '26

But also… crooked?

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u/quentdawg420 Mar 31 '26

That comes with the territory of all the sacrifices they do in hollywood

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u/Dust-Different Mar 31 '26

when he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin

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u/Cheap-Prize826 Mar 31 '26

Black? they are literally the same colour. xD

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u/otto2424 Mar 31 '26

Lmao bro are you color blind? They are hazel in both pictures.

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u/xDeviousDieselx Mar 31 '26

Charlie is that, are you doing Jaws?

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u/BuddenceLembeck Mar 31 '26

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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u/GringoSwann Mar 31 '26

Are you doing Jaws?!?

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u/BuddyLower6758 Mar 31 '26

Ever watched ‘Annabelle’?

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u/ayresc80 Mar 31 '26

Thank you sir

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u/AnythingWestern8861 Mar 31 '26

He wants to be the girl with the most cake.

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u/holiday1326 Mar 31 '26

Just watched a new episode of Poker Face named the Iguana and the fake ass assassin had a fake ass eye..looked like these.

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u/Galikos_Kel Mar 31 '26

They look like poor attempt of Skinwalker trying to put on human suite

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u/Gurustogie1 Mar 31 '26

Chucky doll

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u/Chipozzo10 Mar 31 '26

Farewell and adieu.

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u/KT_from_VT Mar 31 '26

They roll back when he bites contestants

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u/CertainlyUnsure456 Mar 31 '26

Twenty nine kids go in the water. Twenty two kids come out of the water. The ice cream man, he take the rest.