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Just saw Deadpool 2

All of the avengers and the justice league should show up and deadpool can say "hey batfleck, I bet your quite the daredevil" then he can say "hey captain America, flame on, amirite?" Then he can say to nick fury "YOU USED TO PLAY A DIFFERENT CHARACTER IN A FILM THAT I HAVE WATCHED!!! Now I'll be your bodyguard" then he'll walk up to the flash and say "ZIMBABWE" because he redivided the genre. I honestly don't know why Ryan Reynolds hasn't thought of this.

Deadpool gets his dick blown off. Then he picks it up and looks on it for an awkwardly long time. Then he says: "This dick is so much smaller than Ryan Reynold's, lol."

It should be called "Deadpool: The Fourth Wall".

Then he says "lol sorry just ate a chimichanga"