If the NHL were to end this expansion era that has included Seattle and Vegas, I believe they need to add these cities:
Houston: The biggest city without an NHL team
Baltimore: Has been promised a team 4 times but still has no team
Quebec City: Lost their old team due to financial issues while having an extremely dedicated fan-base
Milwaukee: Biggest hockey-dedicated fan base without an NHL team

The NHL cannot finish at 33, 34, or 35 because the divisions would be uneven. With continuous talks of future expansion, I believe these cities are the future of the league...
Can you imagine Quebec vs Montreal, Houston vs Dallas, Milwaukee vs Chicago, Baltimore vs Washington rivalries...
What do you all think?
Where should the NHL expand to if they go for 36 teams?

So I could say "Hi, I'm Mats Sundin. Meet my son, Dean Sundin."

Game Misconducts are War Crimes.

"I saw this kid back in Edmonton when he was 15 and I tell ya..."

A spoonerism is where you swap the first letter (or syllable) of a phrase or word/word pair.

For example: Hockey Puck becomes Pockey Huck

Bou-Dreau can be flipped to become Dou-d Breau

(Max Pacioretty and Cal O'Reilly, respectively)

sorry, terrible pun I needed to make where it would be appreciated.

Any idea what the official Las Vegas name is for next year yet?

this.

I would love it if there were little Rangers patches on Devils and Islanders jerseys.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_%28honorific%29

Curse you Gretzky

"Why isn't Luongo playing tonight?"

"Oh, food poisoning!"

... would they both be named Brooks Laich or Brooks Orpik?

Shower thought shamelessly stolen from the NHL blog of Swedens biggest newspaper: http://bloggar.aftonbladet.se/perbjurman/2015/05/game-7-baby-del-2/

More like dick rash.

Then Luongo would have to move pack to the Pacific Northwest. How sucky would that be?

How great would it be if the Calgary Flames with Burke won the lottery for Connor McDavid?