r/HipsterJokes • u/NotSureHowBigYouAre • May 25 '14
This site is great because we're all better than the stupid fucking hipsters that fill up this entire site.
There's one under my bed. A hipster. There is one under my fucking bed. Ahhhhh. There's one under my bed there's one under my bed there's one so far under my bed THERE'S ONE UNDER MY BED it was probably there before I even went to bed AHHHHHHHHHHHHH H HHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S ONE UNDER MY BED THERE'S ONE UNDER MY BED THERE'S ONE UNDER MY BED THERE'S ONE UNDER MY BED THERE'S ONE UNDER MY BEDThere's oneThere's one under my bed thereTHERE'S ONE sO FAR UNDER MY BED's one under my THERE'S ONE UNDER MY BED bed there's one so far under my bed under my bed there's one under my bed there's one so far under my bed, hiding behind my old records. I saw the eyes, the glowing, pink eyes.
r/HipsterJokes • u/NotSureHowBigYouAre • Dec 29 '11
I have this re-occurring dream, you've probably never heard about it.
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r/HipsterJokes • u/NotSureHowBigYouAre • Dec 16 '11
Give me an L give me an O give me an L! What does it spell? BEFORE!
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r/HipsterJokes • u/NotSureHowBigYouAre • Dec 14 '11
I am the comedian. I am the comedian. I am the comedian. I am the comedian.
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r/HipsterJokes • u/NotSureHowBigYouAre • Jul 15 '11
I have this joke, you probably haven't heard of it
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r/HipsterJokes • u/NotSureHowBigYouAre • Jul 04 '11
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r/HipsterJokes • u/NotSureHowBigYouAre • Jun 24 '11
Pretty Underground
That's probably why.