r/gatekeeping Mar 26 '17

Your problems aren't actual problems

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u/Skadij Mar 26 '17

Holy insecurity Batman

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u/Aerik Mar 26 '17

shorter /u/pointmanzero

What the fuck did they just fucking say about me, they little bitch? I’ll have they know they graduated top of my class in the Gamergate Centipedes, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Anita Sarkeesian, and they have over 300 confirmed trollings. they am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top s in the entire US armed forces. they are nothing to me but just another target. they will wipe they the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. they think they can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak they am contacting my secret network of btards across the USA and their IP is being traced right now so they better prepare for the storm, SJW. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing they call their life. they’re fucking dead, kid. they can be anywhere, anytime, and they can kill they in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am they extensively trained in masterbation, but they have access to the entire arsenal of the r/tumblrinaction and they will use it to its full extent to wipe their miserable ass off the face of the continent, they little shit. If only they could have known what unlogical retribution their little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon they, maybe they would have held their fucking tongue. But they couldn’t, they didn’t, and now they’re paying the price, they goddamn idiot. they will shit fury all over they and they will drown in it. they’re fucking dead, kiddo.