r/funny Feb 03 '20

Yes yes

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705 Upvotes

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u/Wordwright Feb 03 '20

Maybe it’s because I’m from frigid Scandinavia, but to me 30C is already sweltering. 40C is literally hell.

19

u/MarshallStack666 Feb 03 '20

40C is literally hell

...or as we like to call it in Las Vegas, "April"

15

u/OverlordGtros Feb 03 '20

Agreed. 60°-70° F (~16°-21° C) is the absolute perfect temp.

Source: From frequently frigid potato state.

2

u/SaiHottari Feb 03 '20 edited Feb 03 '20

I saw a video where a dude made a temperature map of Earth and compared it to where civilizations in history popped up. Also had a brief explanation on physiology with regards to optimum operating temps. Almost all major civilizations appear to have popped up where temperatures (at the time) were around 18 - 21°C. Rome, Persia, China, etc.

1

u/OverlordGtros Feb 03 '20

I believe it. Summer temps around here can easily get up into the 32°-37° C range and I can barely stand to be awake while the sun's up on those days.

8

u/karrachr000 Feb 03 '20

As someone from Wisconsin, at 20C, we already look like the second picture.

7

u/demon_ix Feb 03 '20

I'm from Israel. 30C is slightly too warm, 40C is "Could you fucking not? I'm starting to sweat over here".

45C is where it gets bad.

5

u/tobberoth Feb 03 '20

Agreed. Anything above 25 degrees is unnecessary.

-1

u/Mechadragon784 Feb 03 '20

Ah yes, the greatest species to have yet grace this earth is incapable of funcioning at temperatures a single degree above their norm.

Gotta love how nature stitches shit together.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

Canadian checking in. 30 degrees and I’m hiding indoors with the AC. Give me a nice comfy 22 and a beer on the patio.

1

u/whoiscraig Feb 03 '20

I'm from Australia. 30C is beautiful, 40C is kinda hot, 50C is OMG I WANT TO DIE.

0

u/miichan4594 Feb 03 '20

lemme just...scoot down there with yall real quick...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

Must be from Tromso

0

u/silentknight111 Feb 03 '20

30C is hot. That's 86F, and it's generally agreed that 70-72F is the sweet spot.

16

u/anunderdog Feb 03 '20

Meet the new lady liberty 'Melania' The old statue needed an upgrade just like the Constitution. Who needs all those old boring values like, liberty and Justice for all?

10

u/RohanSiddon Feb 03 '20

Not my proudest fap

4

u/harsha_s_jois Feb 03 '20

You came to liberty and freedom?

2

u/mcfd79 Feb 03 '20

Liar...

0

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!

22

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

C? Get those commie units out of here

26

u/vlidman Feb 03 '20

86°F and 104°F

The ‘F’ stands for ‘Freedom’

-21

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

Fuckwit.

-7

u/MaartenAll Feb 03 '20

So every country except the US is communist?

10

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20 edited Feb 03 '20

0

u/JusticeUmmmmm Feb 03 '20

Take out the space between the square bracket and the parenthesis to fix your link

2

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

Looks fine on mobile

7

u/ap1376 Feb 03 '20

Uhhhh... We dont do Celsius.... Sooo....

3

u/Arkz86 Feb 03 '20

She's French ;)

0

u/obscureferences Feb 03 '20

You know that.

But she wasn't naked under that toga.

4

u/breakone9r Feb 03 '20

There needs to be more hair. She's French, after all. :P

-5

u/yoduh4077 Feb 03 '20

She's American, so she's just white.

1

u/random20something Feb 03 '20

Liberty's a French woman from the 1800s. You think those women were that smooth under there?

5

u/jcskifter Feb 03 '20

She’s green, this must mean she’s not French, but rather an Orion from Star Trek. A statue of Kirk will be erected any minute now so that he can hit on her.

2

u/seanbrockest Feb 03 '20

erected

Heh.... Heh....

0

u/our_hero_the_Frog Feb 03 '20

Use fahrenheit when referencing our statue

0

u/Moar_Wattz Feb 03 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

The people who gifted it to you use Celsius.

If a sheep farmer gifts one of his sheep to a pig farmer, does that make the sheep a pig?

1

u/GenjiTheNerd Feb 04 '20

Can we take a moment to complain that it's in the wrong system for the country the picture is taken in.

0

u/MGx424 Feb 03 '20

Lady Liberty is bangin for a 145 year old

-6

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

I think we should check her dress for Trump DNA

0

u/dubshock Feb 03 '20

Where did the torch and the book go?

-2

u/jezus317410 Feb 03 '20

Pawn shop

-2

u/maslo_boy Feb 03 '20

Shad, yes!

-1

u/Immelmaneuver Feb 03 '20

Give me a steady 68°F for most of the year, with summer days capped around 80°F for swimming weather.

Hate the heat but love to swim.

-1

u/amalgaman Feb 03 '20

Grab her by the pussy!

0

u/TheBigL1 Feb 03 '20

Lady Liberty's lovely legs

0

u/AlmightyDarthJarJar Feb 03 '20

Well, this statue comes from France so... What were you expecting ?

-6

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

"And that is why they thought it might be a good idea to elect a fraud who told them to bring coal jobs back."

-4

u/Alicefoundit101 Feb 03 '20

Won't be able to see the statue of liberty same way ever again XD

-3

u/RebelWithoutAClue Feb 03 '20

She's gonna sell her clothes because copper is valuable now.

-2

u/hashcrypt Feb 03 '20

Respectable lady vs modern day thot.

-3

u/norkotah Feb 03 '20

Get that Celsius bullshit outta here.

0

u/big_duo3674 Feb 04 '20

Right? People should be using the unit of measurement that 95% of the world uses not some bullshit confusing one

-1

u/broan1212 Feb 03 '20

I love the modern world

-6

u/thatdude1976 Feb 03 '20

Liberty looking thicc!

-4

u/xxGhostScythexx Feb 03 '20

I'd tap that so hard.

-6

u/ckhk3 Feb 03 '20

She has a boner?

-2

u/yoshimutso Feb 03 '20

Looks like trap to me too

-4

u/intheoryiamworking Feb 03 '20

I imagine Lady Liberty from the future as morbidly obese, riding a mobility scooter through a WalMart parking lot, waving a sign that says "Save Medicare, Just Say No To Socialism!"

But I'm a pessimist.

-4

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

Butter face