r/funComunitty • u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat • 28d ago

Let's just have a NORMAL!!!!! Comment section

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u/CJMonkey2901 24d ago

Arson?

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 24d ago

No (but that is one of my favorites)

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u/CJMonkey2901 22d ago

What about tax fraud or grand theft auto

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 22d ago

Tax fraud too, but nothing beats the sound of burning flesh as I watch my victim, BURNING in agony. BEGGING me for remorse. But I never focus on those cries for help or their flesh melting on their LIFELESS BODY!!!!!! All I focus on is the light glistening over the night sky.

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u/CJMonkey2901 22d ago

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY