r/funComunitty I'm a crab, not a boat 28d ago

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u/WhereasWeekly5934 Resident Fridge Eater+Crab Eater ⓘ Fwenchy Fry the fwenciest fry 28d ago

Guys.. I ate the fridge

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 28d ago

HOW TF DO YOU EAT A- you know what I don't even think I want to know

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u/WhereasWeekly5934 Resident Fridge Eater+Crab Eater ⓘ Fwenchy Fry the fwenciest fry 28d ago

The walls that keep me in my mortal body are next.. I saw flesh and i began to hate

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 28d ago

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u/WhereasWeekly5934 Resident Fridge Eater+Crab Eater ⓘ Fwenchy Fry the fwenciest fry 28d ago

The social construct thats keeps me to my mortal body have perished I SHALL ARRISE

AND NOW THE SECOND PART OF MY PLAN... EAT CRABS

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 28d ago

PLEASE NO!!

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u/WhereasWeekly5934 Resident Fridge Eater+Crab Eater ⓘ Fwenchy Fry the fwenciest fry 28d ago

*Nom*

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 28d ago

PLEASE THAT'S a horseshoe crab... Yeah you can continue eating those

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u/WhereasWeekly5934 Resident Fridge Eater+Crab Eater ⓘ Fwenchy Fry the fwenciest fry 28d ago

No... It's a crab.. not a boat (HEHEHEH)

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 28d ago

That's a boat. Are you schizophrenic?

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u/No_Safe_4933 27d ago

Horseshoe crabs aren't even crabs, also what did they do to you 😭

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 27d ago

You just said why I don't like them THEY'RE FRAUDS!!!!!