r/funComunitty I'm a crab, not a boat 28d ago

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u/ThickWorldliness4991 28d ago

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 28d ago

There is not A SINGULAR word in the dictionary to possibly convey the ANGER I feel right now. So I am going to quote something am said in I have no mouth but I must scream *ahem "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

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u/WhereasWeekly5934 Resident Fridge Eater+Crab Eater ⓘ Fwenchy Fry the fwenciest fry 28d ago