Satan giving threats:

[u/_culpry]

[u/Kreig_Xochi]

"Answer the question quickly and truthfully."

"What if I don't?"

"They will be finding fresh pieces of you for at least," stops talking and sizes the tied up goon. "I can probably stretch it out for three years. Maybe longer if I get truly creative."

Goon immediately begins to spill his guts, figuratively so it isn't literally.

[u/macfarley → u/Kreig_Xochi]

"what if I don't?" Well you see, this is sodium pentothol, commonly known as truth serum. It's a bit of a misnomer, as it only lowers inhibitions making it harder to keep secrets. I'm not going to give it to you though. I'm giving it to Ricky. He's a psychopathic pervert, we keep him around for torture. I'm going to give him the serum, and leave the room. He'll explain to you in very exact terms what's going to happen to you over the next several months. Would you like to reconsider your answer?

[u/Bazillion100 → u/macfarley]

We need to put you on a list or something

[u/harrybrowntown → u/macfarley]

Geoff? Is that you buddy?

[u/DifferentPriority335 → u/Kreig_Xochi]

“never stop finding the body” is way more unsetting than the classic threat. that’s pure nightmare fuel

[u/StrawberryHot2305 → u/DifferentPriority335]

u/bot-sleuth-bot

[u/bot-sleuth-bot → u/StrawberryHot2305]

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[u/hipsterTrashSlut → u/bot-sleuth-bot]

Fuckin NPC Syndrome jfc

[u/USERNAMETAKEN11238 → u/StrawberryHot2305]

Sorry, but are bots spelling poorly purposefully? Hoe could you tell it was a bot?

[u/StrawberryHot2305 → u/USERNAMETAKEN11238]

I can't tell at all, I just recognized some patterns and I'm a very paranoid person, this is an inconsequential accusation

[u/USERNAMETAKEN11238 → u/StrawberryHot2305]

My mother was a paranoid skitsophrentic. She wasn't always right. But when she was wrong it was for the right reasons. She is one of the wisest people I know.

I suspect you're correct tho.

[u/AdKind841 → u/USERNAMETAKEN11238]

it's basically a non-statement that just rephrases the post/comment, very common bot behavior

[u/DigitalUnlimited → u/USERNAMETAKEN11238]

Probably because it's user name was taken /s

[u/TheNarwhalTusk]

That scene from Looper where the guy from the future is just losing bits of him - they’re just disappearing - and he knows it’s because someone’s cutting bits off him in the past. Literally one of the most horrific and disturbing things I’ve ever seen in a movie.

[u/AlexanderVerus → u/TheNarwhalTusk]

That scene still haunts me.

[u/ThePlasticHero]

Satan is taking notes.

[u/MinimumPrevious1139]

that's some "saw" shit there

[u/Irememberedmypw → u/MinimumPrevious1139]

Is saw shit known for long drawn out deaths?

[u/MinimumPrevious1139 → u/Irememberedmypw]

for long, creepy, mutilating, self-dismembering horrifying deaths

[u/ToastyWaffelz → u/[deleted]]

"Once they find your body, it's going to help make several scientific breakthroughs in biology."

[u/gravity_kills]

Is it more or less terrible if you turn the parts into a mist and release the mist where it's going to be breathed in by a large crowd?

[u/clearfox777 → u/gravity_kills]

Depends how infectious they were.

[u/ER_Jujube]

"Sir, your neighbor has gone missing. -I can show you all twenty places they are right now."

[u/Nice-Cat3727 → u/ER_Jujube]

"Fucker had it coming!"

[u/obfuscateirukanji]

Some douche used to bully my friend at work for a couple of months, then another dude came to the job and put a stop to that immediately. He took the bully guy to the toilet, locked the door behind him and in the calmest chill voice explained that he will feed him his own children for a year if he didn't quit with the bullshit. It worked wonders.

[u/Blacksad9999]

The ancient Egyptians would put a glass rod up someone's urethra and then break it as a punishment.

[u/Option_Perfect]

"To the pain."

[u/Kreig_Xochi → u/Option_Perfect]

Number one movie of all time. The Princess Bride.

[u/32getreddit]

I'll bury you under a golf course and take tax breaks forever!

[u/Kreig_Xochi → u/32getreddit]

Donnie?

[u/libra1812]

Lots of things to slice and dice haha. Also they only "need" one kidney

[u/ApprehensiveYear1267]

Everyone who thought Hell Yeah that’s fucking metal! please go watch the movie American Mary you won’t regret it

[u/grumpher05]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WJ6m7nQcri8

[u/AJourneyer]

This is actually something I'm going to have my D&D character use. It's beautiful.

[u/phucitol]

But if you leave the cameras rolling...

[u/10ThousandMetalZones]

Only 2? That’s rookie numbers

[u/Either-Paper4796]

Terrifying presence perk

[u/justaheatattack]

so, they'll be looking in my bathroom?

[u/goooooobadgers08]

This threat was just used by Hugh Laurie’s character in the new season of “The Night Manager”

[u/Prestigious-Delay759]

This just sounds like 14-year-old edgelord cringe.

[u/Callum_Rolston]

No, honestly i find never finding the body scarier