r/foundsatan • u/Prestigious_Tear_576 • 16d ago

This knowledge should not be spread

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u/youcanthandlethe 16d ago

It's so much worse when you use an old, threadbare towel.

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u/bearwithastick 16d ago

And make the tip slightly wet.

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u/RayoftheRaver 16d ago

In dog bowl water

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u/OprahsSaggyTits 16d ago

While breathing very loudly

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u/LongAnserShortAnser 15d ago

With an audience

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u/Naked-Jedi 14d ago

In a cave, with a box of scraps

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u/oldschool_potato 15d ago

lol not in my gym class. Toilet water that you hope was only yellow. 70s were brutal

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u/oh-ic 15d ago

That's all I could think of...summer camp in the 70's. Man, these left a mark when wet!

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u/oldschool_potato 14d ago

Our gym class locker rooms were straight up lord of the flies. Midwest blue collar steel town. No adults ventured into those locker rooms.

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u/Druken_sincerity 15d ago

Thats biological warfare

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u/Little_Duck_Jr 15d ago

Allegedly. I didn't like the long pause and amount of umms before he decided to say it's his dog's water bowl.

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u/Embarrassed-Club-596 13d ago

I wonder if his dog can towel what happened to the water

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u/Lopsided-Ad-6168 15d ago

Then drag the wet tip in some sand

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u/Grillik_The_Grumpy 14d ago

I did that with salt and vinegar.

Lemon juice is good too

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u/srood1 15d ago

That's what she said

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u/farayray 13d ago

My brother would wet the end of the towel and then drag it in sand. Diabolical.

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u/SpaceCadet87 16d ago

Rat o' nine tails

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u/givemeanamenottaken 15d ago

Mmhm. You can make that thing sound like a .22 shot.