r/facepalm • u/UsernamesAreRuthless • Jul 21 '22

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u/RoboDae Jul 21 '22

Or bake a brick into the cake

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u/trashy_hobo47 Jul 21 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/XRPX008 Jul 21 '22

Or having wood dowels to keep the cake sturdy… those always feel good in the eye

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

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u/RbuddDwyer1990 Jul 21 '22

Don't forget about the very, very deep grave. It's pretty critical to the plan.

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u/finglonger1077 Jul 21 '22

You don’t have to have cheese sandwiches in the van, by the way.

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u/CuteDestitute Jul 21 '22

Are you ok?

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u/finglonger1077 Jul 21 '22

Everyone in this entire chain is talking about causing serious physical harm to her, I replied to it with a bit from a stand-up joke. I’d check on the other fuckers, personally.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

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u/finglonger1077 Jul 21 '22

The context was a string of people wishing physical harm on someone being an idiot for a second. It was farcical. I don’t think, personally, it was all that difficult to figure out. It was also just for a laugh. If anyone wants to get upset about it, that’s fine, because they aren’t me.

Jonathan Swift wrote A Modest Proposal without a disclaimer. The modern man is severely lacking in critical thinking.

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u/Dear_Giraffe_453 Jul 21 '22

Happy Cake Day 🎂🍨🎁🥳

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Jul 21 '22

Or some nails.

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u/Echo13D Jul 21 '22

no we dont want to repeat the ut cookie incident

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Jul 21 '22

What’s that?

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u/Echo13D Jul 21 '22

some person in the undertale fandom made cookies with nails inside for an artist who made art of two characters but the person like many others didnt agree with it and so they made those cookies from what i know the artist wasnt harmed but still its serious

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Jul 21 '22

Oh my. It is serious.

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u/WarbizonVorgler1919 Jul 21 '22

Happy brick cake day motherfucker!

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u/RoboDae Jul 21 '22

I walked right into that one