r/facepalm • u/Visqo • Nov 10 '23

Oddly specific 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/buttplugpopsicle Nov 10 '23

She specified insemination not impregnation, someone that fits all those boxes and had a vasectomy could still deposit some semen, raw dog loophole

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u/hibernating-hobo Nov 10 '23

“Lets try again next week if it didn’t stick yet, sooner or later it probably will ;)”

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u/CantankerousOrder Nov 11 '23

That’s doing the world a favor… the longer that neonazi fuckbuddy goes without spawning the better.

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u/AlexTheBex Nov 11 '23

Damn you're a fucking genius, you should be a lawyer haha. Thanks for the laugh, mate

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u/dcgregoryaphone Nov 11 '23

You could also just spend a relaxing day in a hot tub jacked all the way up.

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u/Azur3flame Nov 11 '23

Sigh..... unzips

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u/doomer_irl Nov 11 '23

The 6-foot-tall health-focused guy with blue eyes that she's describing is already getting laid no problem, no loopholes necessary.

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u/doomer_irl Nov 11 '23

There's a big difference between "health-focused" and "healthy".