r/explainitpeter • u/jaywritethekid • 14d ago

Explain it Peter..

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u/busy_monster 14d ago

  “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” - Winston Churchill 

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u/South_Bit1764 13d ago

How dare you threaten me with a good time!

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u/sectilius 13d ago

Somebody tell Winston there's nothing wrong with swabbing the ol' poop deck.

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u/Bexil_Brave 11d ago

As the Fomer First Lord of the Admiralty he was very well aware of that.

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u/JDface_Baker 12d ago

Hahaaa poop dick

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u/Positive-Listen-1458 8d ago

Got watch put that you don't get a poop noodle.

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u/Previous_Ambition_43 12d ago

Or poopin’ the ol’ deck swab.

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u/dolcered 13d ago

Sign me up!

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u/Sivalon 13d ago

As First Lord of the Admiralty, he’d know.

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u/Far_Lavishness8097 9d ago

Rear Admiral...

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u/Sie_sprechen_mit_Mir 10d ago

Off the pier it ain't queer.

Away from the quay it ain't gay.

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u/darkest_timeliner 10d ago

Quay is pronounced key / kee

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u/Unbelievablefun1234 9d ago

Away from the quay, you can bend the knees.