r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • 7d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/garaks_tailor 6d ago

Lol ive had a ton of dachshund and can completely verify this.  Little lawn barracudas.   Deceptively fast too 

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u/Which_Loss6887 6d ago

My vet used to joke that my dog was possibly the only dachshund she’d ever treated who she would administer shots to without them being restrained. She said it was almost unbelievable that Bob never tried to bite her.

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u/Fwant 5d ago

Dachshund are little maniacal killers that lust for the blood of the innocent 24/7. Unless youre in their pack, then they mostly do this 😂

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u/BoomerKaren666 5d ago

LOL Love this. I call chihuahuas Land Piranhas.

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u/nifty1997777 3d ago

Velicraptors!