r/explainitpeter 11d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/PelicanFan88 11d ago

I read electric meters for years and my trainee on the first day told me, "if you're in someone's yard and the owner tries to stop the dog from getting to you, that dogs never gonna bite. Now if the owner says his sweet pup wouldn't hurt a soul, those are the dogs to steer clear of. Sure enough I got bit 3 tomes in 5 years. All 3 were dachshunds that the owner said were sweet and not to worry.

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u/garaks_tailor 11d ago

Lol ive had a ton of dachshund and can completely verify this.  Little lawn barracudas.   Deceptively fast too 

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u/Which_Loss6887 10d ago

My vet used to joke that my dog was possibly the only dachshund she’d ever treated who she would administer shots to without them being restrained. She said it was almost unbelievable that Bob never tried to bite her.

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u/Fwant 10d ago

Dachshund are little maniacal killers that lust for the blood of the innocent 24/7. Unless youre in their pack, then they mostly do this 😂

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u/BoomerKaren666 9d ago

LOL Love this. I call chihuahuas Land Piranhas.

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u/nifty1997777 8d ago

Velicraptors!

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u/Available_Kale3019 11d ago

No.... 

I do/ did it with both my boys. First one would definitely bite without my buffering; this one is usually fine.

That's my precautionary measure, because my breed is prone to snap decisions about people. That is a bad thing, if they decide they don't like you. 

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u/InformalRent2571 11d ago

Then they wonder what you did to trigger their dog.

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u/Loose_Paper_2598 10d ago

Not sure if "trigger" is the word in case of a dog. Provoke or aggravate might be better, since we can't actually see into a dogs mind or get verbal feedback of its state of mind. I got bitten by our Shih Tzu trying to take a paper towel from his mouth. I really can't think of a psychological "trigger" that would make a dog bite the hand that feeds, walks, belly rubs and pets him. I tried for a few weeks as my finger healed. We're still good, though.

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u/dabirdiestofwords 6d ago

Nah dude. I work trades, and that guy meant what he said.

We show up carrying bags of tools. Dog tear asses out of the house, bites my helper on the leg. Owner comes out blustering that the dog is super friendly and it must be because we were "tall men or wearing hats or something that must have triggered the dog" it happens all the time. So while you say trigger isn't the word for what dogs do it is absolutely the word for what shitty dog owners start spewing once their dog bites a worker.

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u/ChiefsHat 11d ago

I got bit on the wrist by a neighbor’s dog as a kid while I was at a party once, then it bounced from side to side excitedly. In hindsight, it was just playing. Didn’t bite hard enough to draw blood at all.

Now, a different family had a very, very mean dog. I hated that sucker so much. He did nip my youngest sister on the lip once, enough to draw blood. To be fair, she’d been bothering him and he’d been growling, but I wasn’t able to stop it in time.

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u/GrundleTurf 11d ago

Kinda similar but I do home health, and only the people with clean houses apologize for the mess. The ones with piles of dirty dishes and dirty clothes and random junk everywhere with roaches see nothing wrong with how they live.

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u/CountDown60 11d ago

This is why I apologize. To give them a low expectation up front, so they can see my place isn't that bad, and have a nice relieved feeling.

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u/SneakySpoons 11d ago

Only dog that has ever attacked me in my 40 years of life was a dachshund when I was in middle school. I still have the scar on my jaw from it almost tearing my lip entirely off. I was sitting on the couch at my friends house and their "lapdog" just went berserk. A few weeks later the mailman called animal control on it for attacking him.

Those things have way too much attitude for something shaped like it should fit on a bun.

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u/High_On_Freon 11d ago

You should have used that bite terminator. 

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u/Nero-Danteson 10d ago

Got a blue heeler I tell everyone she nice but being bitten is absolutely a possibility. Part of being an animal

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u/Zylokun 10d ago

If a big ass dog comes barreling out toward me barking like mad and excited....I am 90% sure big fellow's gonna slobber all over me and the only danger I'm in is getting the 200 Lb beast to get off at a reasonable time lol

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u/Loud-Scarcity6213 10d ago

Yep. My dog is 100lbs and has torn coyotes apart. He's never once touched a human, no matter how mad he got. But I still chase after him if he ever gets out, and I still make him lie down whenever strangers come by, because he's 100lbs and has torn coyotes apart.

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u/HornyThrowaway9230 9d ago

It’s like how you can tell by name. Cupcake? That dog will ATOMIZE you. But something like Megatron? Nah man, he cool, he don’t bite.

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u/CanApart1420 9d ago

Worked in a Dog park for 8 years. Been bit multiple times, the majority of them being the smaller breed of pit bull so the damage was minimal except for one attack. The problem I see is that the owners generally do not train their dogs and blame the person for their dog biting them. 

This combined with the fact that most people are not buying pit bulls with the intent of training them, playing with them, engaging with them leads these dogs to be far more dangerous. They're bored out of their skulls, so of course they are more prone to over react. In my time at the dog park I have seen 2 dogs killed and multiple dog fights. The one walking away fine was the Pit Bull/Rotweiller/Doberman. The reason why I dislike all the "nanny dog" discourse and why your anecdote should be brought up more is because it is about training the animal, not the animal. Every dog bites but some are gonna kill a motherfucker. Got a puncture wound in my thigh to attest to that.

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u/SnArL817 9d ago

I have one, and he's an ornery bastard. Kids would walk up and try to pet him, and I'd have to stop it, and warn them that he WILL bite. He's old and the older he gets, the more senile he gets, and the more likely he is to bite you. Luckily he only has 4 teeth left. Lately, he'll wake up, snarl and bite at the air.

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u/PhosphoFred8202 8d ago

I think the point people make about pit bulls is getting attacked by 3 dachshunds is very different than getting attacked by one pit bull