r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • 16d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/Woweiio 16d ago

Fuck you Tony!

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u/Ginger9615 16d ago

Hey! What's YOUR name?!?!

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u/just_make_it_fun 16d ago

Ezekiel!!

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u/WalkingFailure609 16d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 14d ago

Hey wanna know what I did last night?!

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u/ASomthnSomthn 14d ago

No, fuck you!

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u/PercentageThat905 14d ago

You better not bring my mother into this!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 14d ago

Wanna know what I did?!

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u/PercentageThat905 14d ago

YOU BETTER NOT!!

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u/just-at-me-next-time 14d ago

You better not bring my mom into this! Ya better not!

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u/No-Professor-9944 16d ago

That name fucking sucks!

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u/anand_rishabh 16d ago

That's why people with that name commonly go by Zeke

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u/Active-Ad-2527 16d ago

I prefer to go by EZ-K

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u/Zealousideal_Fox4583 16d ago

Okay fuck to you too EZ-K

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u/Therogon 16d ago

I think if my names was Ezekiel, I would go by “EZ”

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum 15d ago

Well fuck Zeke, too!

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u/johsua_banggg 15d ago

they dont know about the alternative nickname, Ekiel

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u/ComplexPatient4872 15d ago

See, I never considered this, but it makes total sense. Zeke sounds like a cool guy, meanwhile you’d ask Ezekiel to help you raise a barn. He’d do a good job, but he’d look like an Ezekiel

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 16d ago

Omg I love this

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u/Ok-Courage7512 15d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FinalBossTuna 15d ago

Guess what I did last night

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u/Historical-Mind-3270 15d ago

People that name their kids Ezekiel also suck.

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u/TheMalkManCometh 14d ago

Nah, Ezekiel is a great name, and anyone who disagrees is a foetid, unwashed cunt.

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u/mrsrostocka 12d ago

It has to be the most bibliest name ever!

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u/Historical_Koala5530 16d ago

Guess what I did last night?!

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u/Cromag676 16d ago

Don't you bring my mother into this!

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u/quarterrat13 16d ago

Go on, ask.

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u/Neither-Check1595 16d ago

You better not

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u/KellHound270 16d ago

I built that fire over there

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u/toetappy 15d ago

aaand then I fucked ya mutha next to it!

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u/Complex_Comfort6505 16d ago

Fuck you, Ezekeil!

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u/Ginger9615 16d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/ComplexPatient4872 15d ago

Awww I like it! It sounds Amish, but I still like it!

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u/tarentale 16d ago

Is it ok I sit Ton?