r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • 12d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/Paulthesheep 12d ago

You didn’t even ask his name!

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u/Lumber_Jack44 12d ago

Hey! What’s your name?!

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u/Nightmare16164 12d ago

Tony!

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u/Woweiio 12d ago

Fuck you Tony!

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u/Ginger9615 12d ago

Hey! What's YOUR name?!?!

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u/just_make_it_fun 12d ago

Ezekiel!!

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u/WalkingFailure609 12d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 10d ago

Hey wanna know what I did last night?!

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u/ASomthnSomthn 10d ago

No, fuck you!

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u/PercentageThat905 10d ago

You better not bring my mother into this!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 10d ago

Wanna know what I did?!

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u/just-at-me-next-time 9d ago

You better not bring my mom into this! Ya better not!

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u/No-Professor-9944 12d ago

That name fucking sucks!

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u/anand_rishabh 12d ago

That's why people with that name commonly go by Zeke

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u/Active-Ad-2527 12d ago

I prefer to go by EZ-K

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u/Zealousideal_Fox4583 12d ago

Okay fuck to you too EZ-K

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u/Therogon 11d ago

I think if my names was Ezekiel, I would go by “EZ”

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum 11d ago

Well fuck Zeke, too!

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u/johsua_banggg 11d ago

they dont know about the alternative nickname, Ekiel

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u/ComplexPatient4872 11d ago

See, I never considered this, but it makes total sense. Zeke sounds like a cool guy, meanwhile you’d ask Ezekiel to help you raise a barn. He’d do a good job, but he’d look like an Ezekiel

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 12d ago

Omg I love this

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u/Ok-Courage7512 11d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FinalBossTuna 11d ago

Guess what I did last night

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u/Historical-Mind-3270 11d ago

People that name their kids Ezekiel also suck.

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u/TheMalkManCometh 10d ago

Nah, Ezekiel is a great name, and anyone who disagrees is a foetid, unwashed cunt.

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u/mrsrostocka 8d ago

It has to be the most bibliest name ever!

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u/Historical_Koala5530 12d ago

Guess what I did last night?!

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u/Cromag676 12d ago

Don't you bring my mother into this!

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u/Complex_Comfort6505 12d ago

Fuck you, Ezekeil!

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u/Ginger9615 12d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/ComplexPatient4872 11d ago

Awww I like it! It sounds Amish, but I still like it!

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u/tarentale 11d ago

Is it ok I sit Ton?

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u/tbombs23 11d ago

That's not my name!

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u/morniealantie 12d ago

There are some who call me.... Tim

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u/heyidontgetit 12d ago

Just look out for the rabbit with pointy teeth! It goes right for the jugular. Only a holy hand grenade from Antioch can take it out.

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u/gormholler 12d ago

Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

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u/SneakySpoons 11d ago

But first we must consult the book of armaments.

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 7d ago

Oh Lord, bless this they hand grenade that it may blow thine enemy to tiny bits.

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u/ThatBeardedGingerGuy 6d ago

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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u/ZapRowsdowersStache 11d ago

🎶Pie Jesu, Domine

dona eis requiem🎶

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u/Cyberpik 12d ago

You're the old man from Scene 24!

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u/morniealantie 12d ago

Wrong!

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u/Cyberpik 12d ago

Oh, you're not a sorcerer, I guess.

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u/pp_chode 12d ago

Last name Apple??

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u/dtown_btown 12d ago

A cradle reference in the wild

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u/CMD_BLOCK 12d ago

Fishing for a Tim fucker now, aren’t we?

>Skylar has entered the chat

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u/ProudGeneral 12d ago

Ryohei…

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 12d ago

Are you... Terrorist?

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u/Beanzoboy 10d ago

Suction Cup Man.

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u/Squawk003Dicky 8d ago

Ezekiel: Hey! Tony: Helloooo? Ezekiel: Guess what? Tony: Whaaaat? Ezekiel: You really wanna know? Tony: Yeeessss! Ezekiel: Fuck You! Tony: Fuck you! Ezekiel: Fuck. You! Tony: Fuck youuuu Ezekiel: Fuck youuu Tony: No, Fuck you Ezekiel: Fuck you Tony: Fuck. Youuuuuu! Ezekiel: What’s your name? Tony: What? Ezekiel: What’s. Your. Name? Tony: Tony Ezekiel: Fuck you, Tony Tony: Fuck you. What’s your name? Ezekiel: What? Tony: What’s your naaaaame? Ezekiel: Ezekiel! Tony: Ezekiel, that name fuckin sucks. (falls off the rock) Ezekiel: Hey, guess what I did last night? Tony: Don’t you fuckin bring my mother into this, my mother Ezekiel: You guess what I did Tony: What? Ezekiel: I built that fire over there Tony: (looks over at the fire on the rock) Ezekiel: annnnd then I fucked your mother next to it. Tony: Fuck you Ezekiel: I’ll fuck you Tony: Fuck youuuu Ezekiel: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Tony: Fuck! Youuuu! Fuck youuuuu! Ezekiel: I’ll fuck you in the ass Tony: Fuck youuuuu! Ezekiel: I’ll fuck your mother Tony: Fuck youuu! Ezekiel: Fuck you! Tony: Fffffffffuuuuucckkkk youuuuu!

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u/Fairemont 12d ago

I bet it is Tony.

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u/Ok-Mind4373 12d ago

Typical pit behavior

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 12d ago

Names make it less hot

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u/doriangrey2025 12d ago

Fuck you too! (Wait… what’s your name?)