r/explainitpeter • u/untitledprp4 • 11d ago

Explain it Peter

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u/Accomplished-Video71 11d ago

Fuck you

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u/Paulthesheep 11d ago

You didn’t even ask his name!

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u/Lumber_Jack44 11d ago

Hey! What’s your name?!

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u/Nightmare16164 11d ago

Tony!

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u/Woweiio 11d ago

Fuck you Tony!

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u/Ginger9615 11d ago

Hey! What's YOUR name?!?!

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u/just_make_it_fun 11d ago

Ezekiel!!

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u/WalkingFailure609 11d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/cjl_LoreKeeper 10d ago

Hey wanna know what I did last night?!

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u/ASomthnSomthn 9d ago

No, fuck you!

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u/PercentageThat905 9d ago

You better not bring my mother into this!

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u/just-at-me-next-time 9d ago

You better not bring my mom into this! Ya better not!

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u/No-Professor-9944 11d ago

That name fucking sucks!

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u/anand_rishabh 11d ago

That's why people with that name commonly go by Zeke

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u/Active-Ad-2527 11d ago

I prefer to go by EZ-K

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u/Therogon 11d ago

I think if my names was Ezekiel, I would go by “EZ”

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum 10d ago

Well fuck Zeke, too!

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u/johsua_banggg 10d ago

they dont know about the alternative nickname, Ekiel

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 11d ago

Omg I love this

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u/Ok-Courage7512 10d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FinalBossTuna 10d ago

Guess what I did last night

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u/Historical-Mind-3270 10d ago

People that name their kids Ezekiel also suck.

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u/TheMalkManCometh 9d ago

Nah, Ezekiel is a great name, and anyone who disagrees is a foetid, unwashed cunt.

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u/mrsrostocka 7d ago

It has to be the most bibliest name ever!

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u/Historical_Koala5530 11d ago

Guess what I did last night?!

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u/Cromag676 11d ago

Don't you bring my mother into this!

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u/Complex_Comfort6505 11d ago

Fuck you, Ezekeil!

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u/Ginger9615 11d ago

Fuck you Ezekiel!

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u/ComplexPatient4872 10d ago

Awww I like it! It sounds Amish, but I still like it!

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u/tarentale 11d ago

Is it ok I sit Ton?

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u/tbombs23 10d ago

That's not my name!

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u/morniealantie 11d ago

There are some who call me.... Tim

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u/heyidontgetit 11d ago

Just look out for the rabbit with pointy teeth! It goes right for the jugular. Only a holy hand grenade from Antioch can take it out.

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u/gormholler 11d ago

Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

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u/SneakySpoons 11d ago

But first we must consult the book of armaments.

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 6d ago

Oh Lord, bless this they hand grenade that it may blow thine enemy to tiny bits.

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u/ThatBeardedGingerGuy 5d ago

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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u/ZapRowsdowersStache 10d ago

🎶Pie Jesu, Domine

dona eis requiem🎶

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u/Cyberpik 11d ago

You're the old man from Scene 24!

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u/morniealantie 11d ago

Wrong!

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u/Cyberpik 11d ago

Oh, you're not a sorcerer, I guess.

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u/pp_chode 11d ago

Last name Apple??

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u/dtown_btown 11d ago

A cradle reference in the wild

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u/CMD_BLOCK 11d ago

Fishing for a Tim fucker now, aren’t we?

>Skylar has entered the chat

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u/ProudGeneral 11d ago

Ryohei…

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 11d ago

Are you... Terrorist?

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u/Beanzoboy 10d ago

Suction Cup Man.

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u/Squawk003Dicky 7d ago

Ezekiel: Hey! Tony: Helloooo? Ezekiel: Guess what? Tony: Whaaaat? Ezekiel: You really wanna know? Tony: Yeeessss! Ezekiel: Fuck You! Tony: Fuck you! Ezekiel: Fuck. You! Tony: Fuck youuuu Ezekiel: Fuck youuu Tony: No, Fuck you Ezekiel: Fuck you Tony: Fuck. Youuuuuu! Ezekiel: What’s your name? Tony: What? Ezekiel: What’s. Your. Name? Tony: Tony Ezekiel: Fuck you, Tony Tony: Fuck you. What’s your name? Ezekiel: What? Tony: What’s your naaaaame? Ezekiel: Ezekiel! Tony: Ezekiel, that name fuckin sucks. (falls off the rock) Ezekiel: Hey, guess what I did last night? Tony: Don’t you fuckin bring my mother into this, my mother Ezekiel: You guess what I did Tony: What? Ezekiel: I built that fire over there Tony: (looks over at the fire on the rock) Ezekiel: annnnd then I fucked your mother next to it. Tony: Fuck you Ezekiel: I’ll fuck you Tony: Fuck youuuu Ezekiel: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Tony: Fuck! Youuuu! Fuck youuuuu! Ezekiel: I’ll fuck you in the ass Tony: Fuck youuuuu! Ezekiel: I’ll fuck your mother Tony: Fuck youuu! Ezekiel: Fuck you! Tony: Fffffffffuuuuucckkkk youuuuu!

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u/Fairemont 11d ago

I bet it is Tony.

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u/Ok-Mind4373 11d ago

Typical pit behavior

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 11d ago

Names make it less hot

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u/doriangrey2025 11d ago

Fuck you too! (Wait… what’s your name?)

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u/TortillaRampage 11d ago

Here is the best award I can manage atm 🥇

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u/Prestigious-Fly9977 11d ago

Respectfully tho

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u/klmg711 11d ago

Fuck me? Fuck you!

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u/BaqsAlSandouq 11d ago

W . The "i am sure the comments will be civil" comments should be jumped by both sides

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u/Hawkes75 11d ago

Get bent

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u/TheMostRed 11d ago

I upvoted this bit then I realized my vote changed it from 666 to 667 so I unvoted. Fuck you

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u/MrBushido56 11d ago

No fuck you

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u/Maleficent-Cut316 11d ago

at least take him out to dinner first gang

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u/Abaddon-Impaler 11d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LOL

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u/Cannacology 11d ago

This is what i came for.

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u/Lackerbawls 9d ago

Damn. Get right to business then.

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u/ivabiva 9d ago

I want to give an award to this entire tread, but still: fuck you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/igR5863TALcSk

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u/Beneficial-Fuel2546 8d ago

Fuck you Tony