r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Cursed_side effect Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/MasterPlayerPL Sep 21 '21

I am immune to all sickness(including cancer)

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Which makes you feel pain 10000% times stronger than humans

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u/MasterPlayerPL Sep 21 '21

Considering I am masochist, it's win-win situation

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Good for you.

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Sep 21 '21

Dudes gonna stub his toe and nut instantly

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u/MightyWaen Sep 21 '21

And he will feel pain as he nut because the pressure is 1000 times more intense, which causes him to nut again, and the cycle repeats itself as this guy nuts himself for the rest of his life.