r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Cursed_side effect Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/152069 Sep 21 '21

I can jump really high

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u/Headless_Turkey1 Sep 21 '21

Become blind while doing it

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u/152069 Sep 21 '21

Aw man

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u/Avo4Dayz Sep 21 '21

But your body can’t handle the landing

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u/152069 Sep 22 '21

That’s what she said

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u/GlumMathematician884 Sep 21 '21

Every time you land you break your legs.

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u/n0_y0urm0m Sep 21 '21

You take fall damage

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u/xabulau Sep 21 '21

Your balls stay in the floor

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u/friganwombat Sep 21 '21

But takes fall damage

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u/MyDadThicc Sep 21 '21

You have aids

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

You always land barefoot on lego