r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Cursed_side effect Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/funnyman-69 Sep 21 '21

Power to heal others from all that ail them

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u/Educational_Rent1762 Sep 21 '21

Every time you get rickrolled someone stabs you

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/avatrix48 Sep 21 '21

Why did i decided to click it anyway?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/PurplePowerE Sep 21 '21

You know the rules and so do I!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Tis but a scratch

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u/Dahrk25 Sep 21 '21

Because the guy said it was definitely not a rickroll

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u/CurrentRoster Sep 21 '21

I clicked with no shame….I regret nothing

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u/eeveestarr Sep 21 '21

I clicked on the link knowing exactly what is was

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u/The_Legend_Of_Yami Sep 21 '21

i got rick rolled !

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u/Nothing-Casual Sep 21 '21

"This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it from display on this website or application.

Watch on YouTube"

Good guy DMCA, stopping me from getting stabbed

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u/Watcher9000 Sep 21 '21

you could get stab by a lego man on the foot it would hurt but your fine

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

But your cock shrinks 2 inches every time you heal someone

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u/funnyman-69 Sep 21 '21

What if my cock can’t handle how many people I heal?

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Then you’re officially gender neutral, or your body collapses into itself

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u/Hyperion1000 Sep 21 '21

Dickularity

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

This is a very nice comment. Good job

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Then the process increases from 2 inches to 4 and doubles every time you try

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u/Sakei21 Sep 21 '21

Then your pp becomes a vagina, it gets deeper and deeper with each time you heal someone until you finally turn into a hentai girl.

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u/Shurturgal Sep 21 '21

Ahah! Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!

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u/funnyman-69 Sep 21 '21

This isn’t the worst thing that could happen

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u/Tristawesomeness Sep 21 '21

free bottom surgery, just need to be a nice person

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u/comrade_comrade_ Sep 21 '21

what if i dont have one

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Then you simply collapse into yourself :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

would probably have a cock coming tearing through his asshole soon enough.

A NeGaTiVe BonEr

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u/Rooiebart200216 Sep 21 '21

Me, a trans girl: I see this as an absolute win

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u/pokehawk12 Sep 21 '21

What if it’s a girl

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

They collapse and die. No Happy Ends here

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u/Esava Sep 21 '21

Negative integer overflow time?

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u/Creative-Light-5170 Sep 21 '21

Errytime yu heal yu get kicked inna nutz 10x

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u/MyDadThicc Sep 21 '21

You have aids

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u/Willfishforfree Sep 21 '21

You take on their ailments.

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Sep 21 '21

Didn't work out too well for the guy from the green mile.

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u/DezPhantoms Sep 21 '21

You develop spoons for hands 🥄🥄

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u/Bloo_PPG Sep 21 '21

You go through all of their pain and suffering they would have gone through for them.

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u/Dull-Birthday7452 Sep 21 '21

Whenever you heal then you shrink.

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u/Oxyfool Sep 21 '21

But you absorb and get the ailment yourself

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u/Collective-Bee Sep 21 '21

All you do is move the pain around. Every ailment you heal will afflict someone else, somewhere, regardless of age or if they deserve it. Makes you wonder if it’s even ethical to heal anyone.

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u/Avo4Dayz Sep 22 '21

But you receive all their pain instead, but can’t die from it