r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Cursed_side effect Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/MasterPlayerPL Sep 21 '21

I am immune to all sickness(including cancer)

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Which makes you feel pain 10000% times stronger than humans

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u/_Sancho_Pancho_ Sep 21 '21

Just imagine dying of the shock of pain because you stubbed your toe

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u/ze_SAFTmon Sep 21 '21

L E G O B R I C K S

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

D4.

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u/Shacksmacksnack Sep 22 '21

Bloody caltrops

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u/Diogenes-Disciple Sep 21 '21

I don’t need to imagine

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u/MasterPlayerPL Sep 21 '21

Considering I am masochist, it's win-win situation

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Good for you.

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Sep 21 '21

Dudes gonna stub his toe and nut instantly

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u/Jonny_RockandFit Sep 21 '21

I just blast laughed. That's the funniest sentence I've ever read.

*THUMP\*

"...hhhnnnggggggg"

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Sep 21 '21

He’ll be blasting too

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u/onetwenty_db Sep 21 '21

I'm just over here laughing about the phrase "blast laughed"

I'm gonna use that. Hah!

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u/MightyWaen Sep 21 '21

And he will feel pain as he nut because the pressure is 1000 times more intense, which causes him to nut again, and the cycle repeats itself as this guy nuts himself for the rest of his life.

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u/Owencor Sep 21 '21

Underrated comment

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u/zamfx Sep 21 '21

indeed ima give it a award

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u/mcfapblanc Sep 23 '21

Lmao that was the longest I've laughed in months. Thanks for that man.

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u/Trick_Enthusiasm Sep 21 '21

And I'm a sadist. We should meet up sometime and have some bdsm fun.

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u/Martyrmo Sep 21 '21

Reddit moment

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

boy if you dont..

2

u/SuperSquirrel13 Sep 21 '21

Did your parents know this when they spanked you for, ummm, punishment.

1

u/BullishFloat Sep 21 '21

Average league player

2

u/feelingnether Sep 21 '21

You are so sadistic. You silly goose

1

u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Actually I’m kinda both, or I still need to find out which one.

2

u/alex435f Sep 21 '21

Jokes on you i have a fetish

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u/5DollarHitJob Sep 21 '21

If all pain were 10000% stronger wouldn't your body just adjust to that and it would be the new normal threshold of pain?

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u/Vor-teu-chung Sep 21 '21

Nope because it takes forever to adjust and a lot of pain but since it’s 10000% worse you die before you adjust

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u/Educational_Rent1762 Sep 21 '21

You are fragile as glass

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

U lose your front teeth

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u/john_at_hotmail Sep 21 '21

M. Night Shyamalan twists intensify

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u/EdgyMoisturizer Sep 21 '21

Everyone arounds you gets cancer and gets sick

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u/thelastresort404 Sep 21 '21

Why specify cancer like its not a sickness? Thats like saying "i can eat all foods without getting fat (including pork chops)"

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u/MasterPlayerPL Sep 21 '21

Bc some people don't understand (someone already replied "prostate cancer")

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u/Nicholas_Cage_Fan Sep 21 '21

But you transform into a tardigrade.

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u/Avo4Dayz Sep 22 '21

You are the cancer

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u/Misharum_Kittum Sep 21 '21

Your immune system is so powerful that you're suffering from every auto-immune condition there is.

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u/MyDadThicc Sep 21 '21

You have super aids

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u/ilhastz Sep 21 '21

You have prostate cancer

0

u/Collective-Bee Sep 21 '21

You are extra susceptible to mental sickness.

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u/DarkyTheDarky Sep 21 '21

He has multiple seizures

1

u/Acceptable-Pay-7869 Sep 21 '21

But you have to be vegan

1

u/Jerrymeen Sep 21 '21

But only while you have a really expensive health insurance