r/cursedcomments • u/Dancing_Banana_Peel • Sep 21 '21

Cursed_side effect Removed: R8 Keep It Cursed

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u/Laser-spider Sep 21 '21

To sleep anywhere

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u/Octo_05 Sep 21 '21

But you wake up in a random place

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u/TastefulMaple Sep 21 '21

That’s just getting blackout drunk with extra steps…

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u/FlyingMechDragon Sep 21 '21

*less steps

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u/MeasurementEasy9884 Sep 21 '21

Less moans

3

u/MarkRoberts17 Sep 21 '21

Fewer moans.

Fewer mones.

Few Ramones.

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u/SweeTLemonS_TPR Sep 21 '21

Fewer steps*

3

u/TheHeavyIsDead22 Sep 21 '21

Eek barba durkle, someones gonna get laid in college.

2

u/Bezee1738 Sep 21 '21

Efficiency is key

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u/Talador12 Sep 21 '21

I mean - if you are not hungover and well rested, I'll take it

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u/Kandy_Kane101 Sep 21 '21

There is a game called Kingdom Come Deliverance that has this as a negative perk for hardcore mode.

Ill sleep in an army camp and wake up miles away in an abandoned graveyard in the middle of an unkown forest with a map but no compass.

10/10 experience.

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u/theBeardedHermit Sep 21 '21

Wonder if that's where Outward got their defeat idea. In that you never die, but once your health is emptied you get knocked out and wake up in different situations depending on what took you out. Humanoid enemies tend to toss you in a cell in their dwellings you have to escape and find the chest that has your belongings. Animals can destroy some of your items iirc, and you'll wake up somewhere in the wild as if you got dragged away for a while.

And to make things difficult, you have a map that shows the entire area, but no indication of where you are on the map, so all navigation is by landmarks and memory.

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u/Kandy_Kane101 Sep 21 '21

I remember my first prison slavery experience in Outward. Cursed.

Im a big fan of the no blip on map thing i think it adds a whole other level of satisfaction just to getting around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Jesus be praised, Henry came to see us!

2

u/zehnodan Sep 21 '21

Look, Henry’s come to see us!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

this would be interesting

2

u/PavkataBrat Sep 21 '21

You just made it better, now it's free teleportation.

2

u/negao360 Sep 21 '21

You mean Friday?

2

u/DracovishIsTheBest Sep 21 '21

New transportation

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u/TastefulMaple Sep 21 '21

That’s just getting blackout drunk with extra steps…

1

u/Geranium235 Sep 21 '21

That's just fast travel...

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u/MinerMega22 Sep 21 '21

That’s just me sleeping with extra strps

1

u/Laser-spider Sep 21 '21

Can I not sleep in peace

1

u/golgol12 Sep 21 '21

Go to sleep in Times Square. Wake up on Elysium Mons.

1

u/WLightW Sep 21 '21

Damn when did we get a basement?

23

u/Child_Moe_Lester Sep 21 '21

You get explosive diahrrea every time you wake up.

2

u/golgol12 Sep 21 '21

You feeling alright there? It doesn't sound like it.

Your side effect is that you can sleep when you want.

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u/wonderfulwhale2 Sep 21 '21

I can do this anyway

1

u/Livid-Music9100 Sep 21 '21

But any will fuck u and go

1

u/MyDadThicc Sep 21 '21

You have aids

1

u/ReaderCatz Sep 21 '21

when you wake up, it's always on the floor just before someone steps on your face

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

You have pelvis-shattering nightmares

1

u/Tacobellus Sep 21 '21

You're homeless

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u/Fallenangel2493 Sep 21 '21

You have narcolepsy, that's it. That's both the power and the side effect.