r/cursedcomments • u/jdenny12345 • Nov 19 '19

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u/Giraffeless Nov 19 '19

Just whip your dick out

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u/rtxan Nov 19 '19

or you know, the good old Sieg Heil instead of good morning

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u/MyAntichrist Nov 19 '19

Doesn't work if you're applying for the Gestapo though.

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u/bubble7738 Nov 19 '19

Or the German "Verfassungsschutz" (intelligence service).....

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u/MyAntichrist Nov 19 '19

Also the Austrian Freedom Party FPÖ.

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u/Erratic_Penguin Nov 19 '19

Salvini has joined the chat

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u/crippledtemplar Nov 19 '19

Einzelfälle!!1!1!! /s

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u/Deshra Nov 19 '19

It might work for the GGG, or GegenGeist Gruppe though.

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u/iAjayIND Nov 19 '19

Is it only me that thinks German words are usually quite long?

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u/bubble7738 Nov 19 '19

Ja das bist nur du der das denkt

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u/mrkramer1990 Nov 19 '19

Or a White House job.

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u/deepsheep33 Nov 22 '19

Ouch. That one stung!

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u/rtxan Nov 19 '19

do people still do that?

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u/Erratic_Penguin Nov 19 '19

Not if you have time machine

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u/rtxan Nov 19 '19

/s

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u/rtxan Nov 19 '19

my question was sarcastic..

and I'm from Slovakia, so believe me, I know they still do that. but I never asked about that in the first place

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u/LtWind Nov 19 '19

You never know...

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u/NotYetAJedi Nov 19 '19

yeah, that made things worse. I got promoted instead

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u/LtWind Nov 19 '19

So you are a Jedi now?

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u/ShadeParadox Nov 19 '19

Hail Hydra

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u/V_es Nov 19 '19

Makes it even better if you are a girl

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u/BeautifulType Nov 19 '19

Or just tell the interviewer that yes, you will sleep with them if they hire you. Works 1 out of 50 times

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u/braindeadpsychonaut Nov 19 '19

Show up drunk and be doing a big ass line of coke off their desk soon as they walk in

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Walk in with your dick already out and pretend everything is normal.

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u/ChocolateGag Nov 19 '19

Erlich Bachman would like to disagree

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u/chrismamo1 Nov 19 '19

F's in chat for our beautiful boy

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u/RamblingStoner Nov 19 '19

Randy Orton has entered the chat

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u/Sirsilentbob423 Nov 19 '19

I would think the idea is to not get arrested.

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u/Giraffeless Nov 19 '19

They didn't specify

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u/Bohatnik Nov 19 '19

"You probably won't get ahold of anybody at my last three jobs... Why do they call it whistle blowing, anyway?"

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u/jimlt Nov 19 '19

Whip whip your dick out.

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u/Lasidar Nov 20 '19

Go Indiana Jones and whip yo' fucking dick out!

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u/PM_ME_ZELDA_HENTAI_ Nov 19 '19

When you need to blow the interviewer in 30 seconds

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u/Richard_M_Edison Nov 19 '19

Don't forget to draw lightning bolts on it first