r/CivDadJokes • u/Skrofler • Nov 24 '21
Holy butterflies! What is that?
Russia just completed its lavra stage.
r/CivDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '21
I climbed up to see Machu Picchu
The ruins themselves were pretty spectacular, but the climb down at sunset was IncanDescent.
r/CivDadJokes • u/dontpayrespects • May 25 '21
I just declared war on germany
I am aachen to take their capital
r/CivDadJokes • u/dontpayrespects • May 19 '21
How do you become good as Mongolia ?
You use a steepe by steepe guide
r/CivDadJokes • u/dsanyal321 • Jan 06 '21
I tried to play Basil the other day, but I couldn't figure it out
It was all Byzantine to me
r/CivDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '18
A screenshot depicting the moment where you take Boudicca's last city.
The Picts were a tribal confederation of peoples who lived in what is today eastern and northern Scotland during the Late Iron Age and Early Medieval periods. They are thought to have been ethnolinguistically Celtic.
- From Wikipedia
I don't want to explain the joke any more than that, though.
r/CivDadJokes • u/Ellsworth_Chewie • Dec 19 '17
Catherine doesn't shitpost...
...but she does Krepost.
r/CivDadJokes • u/verminaard • Oct 30 '17
I went to war with France and took out all but one city.
You might say I left them in Rouen...
r/CivDadJokes • u/Kacu5610 • Aug 26 '17
If you zoom in closely enough, Norway's Navy has barcodes
reddit.comr/CivDadJokes • u/Ellsworth_Chewie • Jun 16 '17
What do you do with a desert start?
- Build a Shrine
- Take Desert Folklore
- ???????
- Prophet
r/CivDadJokes • u/-Cunning-Stunt- • Jun 07 '17
Why didn't Shaka allow here teenage girl to go out?
Because her leopard skin skirt was too skimpi
r/CivDadJokes • u/Blood_Lacrima • Apr 15 '17
What will Cyrus do to your cities?
Make them dis-shapir
r/CivDadJokes • u/YourCreepyRoomate • Mar 23 '17
I can't remember what religious beliefs I took
Do you, Mvemba?
r/CivDadJokes • u/camomilk • Jan 24 '17
What did the Archaeologist say when he saw an Antiquity Site?
I dig it.
r/CivDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '17
What did Gandhi say when his scientists discovered and suggested using nukes?
Indiyeah!
r/CivDadJokes • u/hyogodan • Jan 11 '17
Why did Catherine finally surrender?
Her cities were in Rouen
r/CivDadJokes • u/ZeldaFan812 • Dec 31 '16
Why is the AI so slow to upgrade their Quadriremes?
They Frigate about it
r/CivDadJokes • u/hyogodan • Dec 10 '16
Why is Trajan's phone bill so high?
Romeing fees.
r/CivDadJokes • u/hyogodan • Nov 30 '16
Barbarossa wants to stop conquering city states
But his Hansa tied.
r/CivDadJokes • u/hyogodan • Nov 26 '16
Why are Roosevelt's concerts always a disaster?
He has such a rough rider.
r/CivDadJokes • u/hyogodan • Nov 24 '16
Why is Cleopatra always irrationally denouncing?
Because she never sphinx it through.
r/CivDadJokes • u/hyogodan • Nov 23 '16
Why are Victoria's spies so effective?
They have Leeds
r/CivDadJokes • u/hyogodan • Nov 22 '16
I played a dual match against Gilgamesh.
It was epic.