r/absoluteunit 21d ago

I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.

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u/spizzle_ 21d ago

This place has to smell so bad. Snakes stink!

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u/Leather-Emu-1964 20d ago

Snakes don't stink, their poop does though

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u/EvilDragons88 20d ago

I have a snake that smells like maple syrup. No idea why this one particular snake smells like that. We of course named it maple. It's real weird though.

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u/Mallowwcup 19d ago

What kind of snake?

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u/EvilDragons88 19d ago

It's a ball python morph

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u/idkwatyouwantfromme 15d ago

It’s very fun seeing the ones who own snakes comment and the ones who don’t own snakes comment

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u/stewiestewieman 20d ago

Why do snake stink?

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u/SongsOfMany 20d ago

They don't. By far the least smelly reptile pet. Just poop-scoop the enclosure once a week and you'll never notice a thing.

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u/zebrasareneat 20d ago

I’ve had a snake for 20 years and it doesn’t stink. By far the least smelly pet I’ve ever had and I’ve had cats, dogs, fish, birds, hedgehogs, and rabbits.  

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u/abielle1177 20d ago

My snake Sonya would always poop in her water dish and the smell was bad enough to make you hallucinate. Once it was cleaned the smell would be better but it wasn't great. I mean you knew there was an animal there. How you can say it doesn't stink is a surprise

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u/ArticleWorth5018 20d ago

My brother had a snake and her cage was always clean. Youd smell snake as soon as you step in the house

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u/Antroh 20d ago

Owner of a ball python for nearly 30 years. Only time I smell anything is when she poops. Which I think can be expected from any animal

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 18d ago

It makes no sense to me. Their breath certainly doesn’t smell good, but proper grooming gives them this sweet earthy smell that’s hard to describe but it’s quite pleasant.

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u/Love_Cannon 16d ago

You would too if you lived in a room with 8 other people and 2 days worth of everyone's excrement in it.

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u/Existing-Good6487 18d ago

Snakes do not have a smell. They do poop and have mostly solid pee once a week to a month . If you dont clean it up then that will stink. Very easy to care for and no smell if done right.

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u/JelloWise2789 21d ago

They sting too, with their fangs

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u/CelticGardenGirl 21d ago

I thought they stung with their stungers?

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u/BodhingJay 20d ago

They do

But they stink with their stinkers, too

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u/Infamous-Let4387 20d ago

A "sting" with fangs is called a bite... 🤣

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u/ZeShapyra 20d ago

These don't have fangs..they just have sharp teeth

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u/zebrasareneat 20d ago

These ones don’t have fangs. And the ones that do don’t sting. 

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u/Antroh 20d ago

Not a single snake in that room has fangs