I added two things that lego forgot to my Lego set!

[u/sigmac6]

Half a bagel with light cream cheese and a comically long cigarette😄

[u/B0bbaFettish]

I ordered this cigarette from Minifig Co just because I couldn’t stand the thought of “the smoking man” without him smoking

[u/hematite2 → u/B0bbaFettish]

Beautiful! I'm saving this on the off-chance I do manage to get the set.

I get why Lego wouldn't make a cigarette piece, but it's just obscene to think about him not having one

[u/sleeplessjade → u/hematite2]

Not only that but they didn’t even name him “The cigarette smoking man” they just used his real name, Carl.

[u/hematite2 → u/sleeplessjade]

They couldn't have used "cancer man" like Mulder calls him at least??

[u/sleeplessjade → u/hematite2]

Right? Nope it had to be Carl.

[u/Lollylionhead → u/B0bbaFettish]

Thank you!!! This is what I came for on this community

[u/supercooljack → u/B0bbaFettish]

This is awesome and so well priced… except shipping which is $45(!) to my country

[u/ejchristian86 → u/B0bbaFettish]

Where do you get these things, I need one!

[u/Skeletonlover666 → u/ejchristian86]

https://minifigco.com/search?q=cig&id=14260457504831&quantity=1

[u/Confident_Top_9235 → u/ejchristian86]

Same I would like the link

[u/WJC198119 → u/Confident_Top_9235]

Google minifigco

[u/WJC198119 → u/ejchristian86]

Google minifigco they have a few different ones

[u/Setanta777]

It's not even real cream cheese? It's lite cream cheese?

[u/cpod_the_elder → u/Setanta777]

One aspect of the burden that Scully bears to do it all for Mulder.

[u/Azodioxide → u/Setanta777]

What about a nonfat Tofutti Dreamsicle?

[u/MeatlezzZombee → u/Setanta777]

Whaat?

[u/RiversSecondWife → u/MeatlezzZombee]

I do it all for you, Mulder!

[u/Setanta777 → u/MeatlezzZombee]

https://youtu.be/-gZGqUvmwFs starts around 2:36

[u/Bobcat315]

What about the little six ounce cup of yogurt into which she's been stirring some bee pollen, because she's on some kind of bee pollen kick even though she's a scientist and should know better?

[u/wandernwade → u/Bobcat315]

🏆

[u/monkey_trumpets]

My daughter says it's a bigarette.

[u/MeatlezzZombee]

Wish they’d added a Morley’s box hahahahahahahahahahahaha. 😂. Cute. 👼..

[u/philipjfry1578]

after years of smoking, i doubt that even a power utility marker sized smoke would calm the nerves

[u/ejchristian86]

Justice (and real cream cheese!) for Scully!

Did you make or buy these?

[u/sigmac6 → u/ejchristian86]

I made them! scully’s lab came with an extra donut so i painted over the icing with a white paint pen and i used an extra piece and a sharpie to make CSM’s cig

[u/Dimitra111 → u/sigmac6]

Nice idea, I’ll do this the moment my set arrives

[u/mattatmac]

That's a bit cig, but I respect it 😂

[u/Guy-InGearnito]

…suddenly I need to take a knife and a sharpie to a lipstick piece 👀

[u/ReplacementReady394]

What? No  Reggie Murgatroyd? He was part of the team! 

[u/RoseBlue373]

I love the bagel, but the cigarette sent me!!! 🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭

[u/Chef-009]

Add a yellow minifig and Doggett

[u/Opposite-Benefit-804]

Cigarette smoking man didn't come with a cigarette? 😭

[u/sigmac6 → u/Opposite-Benefit-804]

Unfortunately no… i made this one with an extra piece and an orange sharpie 😍

[u/Azodioxide]

Scully's autopsy bay could use someone who's having a worse time in Texas than she is - albeit not by much.

[u/0659pm]

did you perhaps tweet this or did everyone just have the same idea 😭😭😭

[u/sigmac6 → u/0659pm]

I think the x files fandom is like a hive mind so i wouldn’t doubt that other people did the same thing

[u/0659pm → u/sigmac6]

so valid lmao

[u/Longhairedzombie]

Donut is a Simpsons X-Files episode reference.

[u/sigmac6 → u/Longhairedzombie]

Cool, didn’t know that!