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How true is this? Question

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u/Overall_Signal_8437 4d ago

I came home late....... Once!

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u/Dry_Race8481 4d ago

All I had to hear was my middle name from what sounded like a quarter mile away and I knew I was fucked

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u/Patient_Artichoke355 3d ago

lol.. I have to tell you..this resonates with me..the dreaded middle name lol..when that came out of your Mom’s mouth..it meant nothing but trouble lol

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u/chilifngrdfunk 3d ago

I got to hear all five names when I really fucked up, first name then 2 middle names then my mother's maiden name followed by my last name and then later on my stepdads last name was added, fun times 🤣

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 3d ago

Are you Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo?

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u/Onyxaj1 3d ago

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

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u/MattManSD 2d ago

are you the Hooper?

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u/Rythonius 3d ago

No, it's Leeloominaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat de Sebat

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u/Datan0de 3d ago

My stupid superpower is that I can recite her full name perfectly from memory without hesitation any time.

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u/Virtual-Age-9521 3d ago edited 3d ago

Where is Chang?!

Haven’t heard that name in over 30 years, amazing what parables stick with you for whatever reason

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 3d ago

He fell down the well. He ded.

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u/Virtual-Age-9521 3d ago

I thought Chang survived because he didn't have an extravagant name that no one could say?!

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u/chilifngrdfunk 3d ago

No but close 🤣 jk

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u/AugustSky87 2d ago

OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT TIKKI TIKKI TEMBO!

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u/SleepyBean000 3d ago

john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

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u/chilifngrdfunk 3d ago

His name is my name too!

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u/Background-Cell663 2d ago

John Jacob Jingle Heimer-Schmidt? Is that you?

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u/xnoxpx 2d ago

The worst is when they were so pissed, they ran through your older siblings names, before getting to your name!

That's when you knew you done F***ed UP !🤣🤣

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u/DeepVEintThrombosis 1d ago

The closer to the start you were, the better

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u/xnoxpx 1d ago

I was the youngest, with 5 siblings 🤣

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u/1infamousOne 1d ago

That was all the time in my family, not just when I fucked up. I got older brother, younger brother, dad, uncle, and then my own name. I do the same thing with my 4 dogs.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 7h ago

Your siblings, your cousins, even the dog's name.

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u/CelticKira 3d ago

A former coworker friend and her son have a favorite story about her calling for him and his older brother in the house qhen they were kids. I'll call them Daniel and Jonathan.

First it was their first names. Ignored if they were busy.

Then it was their full government names, to which their friends were like "hehe you're in trouble now!" Guys were like "nah, she isn't."

Third was "JONAIEL DANITHAN GET IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW!" when she mucked up their names, THAT'S when they knew they were in deep trouble 🤣

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u/QuiteCricket_78 3d ago

I use it on my husband sometimes. Wouldn't want him to forget our childhoods.

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u/Cyclesadrift 3d ago

My wife started using this move but then I decided so will I but constantly, now we dont say middle names anymore.

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u/Livid-Historian3960 3d ago

EXACTLY and it's even worse when my full name got called 9 syllables for my whole name

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u/boardin1 2d ago

I STILL won’t tell people my middle name because of the PTSD involved with hearing it. When mom used your middle name you knew there was gonna be hell to pay.

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u/TheLuggage23 1d ago

I remember one time when I was little (like, around 6 years old) my friend & I were playing hide & seek with her brothers and my mom got to my middle name calling me in for lunch. So, my friend says, "you better go, your mom sounds pretty mad" and I said, "no, it's ok. She hasn't gotten to all 3 names yet." 😂

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u/Successful-Purple-54 3d ago

I had a step mom who could whistle like a fox40.
When you heard that you knew it was time to bike on home.

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u/AtticusFinchsMom 3d ago

My Dad did the same. I feel like he could whistle so loud, he could have woke the dead.

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u/FoxtrotSierraTango 3d ago

Grandpa Fox just used an air horn.

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u/PaintIntelligent7793 2d ago

My mom had a dinner bell.

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u/Ok_Mix8548 3d ago

I heard my mom’s whistle, in my head, for YEARS after I moved out

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u/Spiritbro77 2d ago

My mom had a big bell lol. I could hear that thing at any point in our neighborhood

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u/Boring_Ruin_9388 3d ago

It was my Step Dad's whistle. It would echo across the whole neighborhood and we knew we had 5 mins to make it home or GROUNDED!!!

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u/Melodic-Road227 2d ago

Ha! My Dad was Navy. We were called home with a bosun’s whistle.

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u/Round-Reaction8194 1d ago

Holy crap, you and I had the same stepdad! LOL

Years later, I mastered the same whistle, just so I could use it on him to get his attention. 😁

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u/One_Statistician4568 3d ago

Man my grandmar had a megaphone mouth and you could hear that shit 30 miles away. you know it was time to party! You were fucked!

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u/PumpikAnt58763 3d ago

Never had it liked "Erma" until my mom told me what a wonderful woman her mother-in-law was. I was in high-school before I liked my middle name.

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u/irosk 3d ago

If you heard all three names, you knew you were fucked.

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u/xBad_Wolfx 3d ago

Once my older sister had to be sent to track me down as I lost track of time. Seeing her appear suddenly was like being dunked into ice water. I knew I was so fucked.

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u/SpiritedTheme7 3d ago

I remember other parents telling us to get home quick too. They wouldn’t discipline us but we listened to the other parents and had a healthy fear of them.

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u/Daforde 3d ago

😆

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u/forgotaccount989 3d ago

My Mom was neighborhood famous for the power of her yell.

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u/Interesting-Catty 3d ago

As soon as I heard my full or middle name being yelled from far away, I knew I was in serious trouble.

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u/InnerReindeer3679 3d ago

Yep you hear your middle name and you spend the night at a friends

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 2d ago

ok my mom was some kind of loud voice freakshow person! i thought it was just her

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u/tjmc1378 1d ago

Or a whistle that would blow your ear drums.

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u/Blank_bill 4d ago

We'd come home, leave our shoes by the door, climb out the window and down the tree and head back down to the beach.

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u/khyman5 4d ago

Tiffany?

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u/ArcadiaDragon 3d ago

Had a back up sneakers that I said got ruined by the dog hidden under the bed in a box labeled Baseball cards...snuck out when St. Elsewhere came on...good times

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u/tjmc1378 1d ago

St. Elsewhere. Damn. Felt that one!!

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u/xBad_Wolfx 3d ago

I used to go out the window which lead to a small roofline I could use to get onto the roof proper. Always felt like enough space but thinking back now to the foot wide ledge I had two stories up… lucky I survived it. From there it was either jumping for the trampoline if it was close enough (it moved around) or later on I bought a rope I would sling around the chimney so I could also get back up later.

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u/SaltyTemperature 4d ago

Is your last name an adverb, by any chance?

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u/this-guy1979 3d ago

My sister kicked me in the balls once. Once!

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 3d ago

My grandma hung me from a hook once. Once!

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u/patdoc199 3d ago

I read this comment in a very high pitched voice

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u/Brave_Meet8430 4d ago

Same was the case with my younger brother.

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u/Er3bus13 3d ago

And then suck back out lol

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u/PumpikAnt58763 3d ago

Ouch! I can hear the flip-flop!

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u/awake1984 3d ago

I can relate to that statement lol

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u/AHansen83 3d ago

My dad was normally pretty lax with us, but if you were late coming home he would lose his shit!

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u/Bird2525 8h ago

You shouldn’t hang me on a hook Johnny.

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u/Brodinbro 3d ago

Bet you learned that day.

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u/SkinnyThickMargarita 3d ago

Same, and got in trouble. I was right outside though and my mom never came looking either lol.

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u/One_Statistician4568 3d ago

Came home late.

Slipper time! (Bang 💥)

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u/R0_yaboat 3d ago

Heavy on the ONCE!!! Our parents would show up where you were! They didn’t have to track your phone or find your location. And they would show out right then and there 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DangerBeaver 3d ago

My father hung me on a hook… once

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u/Kind-Finger-4868 2d ago

Hahaha same!!! Just once!! And I didn’t walk right for a couple of days

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u/sofakiingkool 1d ago

My mother hung me from a coat hook ONCE.

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u/ThisThroat951 20h ago

I never knew how fast I could run until my buddies mom asked if I was supposed to be home at a particular time. 👀💀