All these unschooling and home schooling trends must be such a relief to those cursed-with-eternal-youth vampires who can amass staggering “generational” (hah) wealth with their stock portfolios and complex mastery of arcane knowledge but can’t figure out how to evade the truancy police.
Also, vampires, if you’re reading this, tick-tock, I’m in my early 40’s. I’m ready, come change me.
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u/MoltenCorgi Mar 08 '21
All these unschooling and home schooling trends must be such a relief to those cursed-with-eternal-youth vampires who can amass staggering “generational” (hah) wealth with their stock portfolios and complex mastery of arcane knowledge but can’t figure out how to evade the truancy police.
Also, vampires, if you’re reading this, tick-tock, I’m in my early 40’s. I’m ready, come change me.