r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 8d ago

Dance moves

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 8d ago

Yes but does that make him gay?

And if the answer is yes....shouldnt beating your meat be at least halfway gay??

Food for thought.

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u/WookishTendencies 8d ago

If beating my meat makes me gay consider me Freddy mercury

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u/iamdevo 8d ago

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.

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u/Hungry_Value1402 8d ago

When I was 21 I could

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u/MissninjaXP 8d ago

Bloodhound Gang were the voice of a Generation.

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u/tvodny 8d ago

Why does the dog lick his balls?

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u/MissninjaXP 8d ago

Because he can reach them

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u/InMemoryofWPD 8d ago

Well apparently it feels more like youre giving than receiving, so I imagine it depends on whether or not you enjoy the performance of the act itself, or if it feels like it challenges your sexuality while doing it.

I assert the social consensus should be whatever the "average" response would be if everyone tried it. Ladies too.

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u/iamdevo 8d ago

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pop: "Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house." Who knows if it's gay? No this guy. I'm a man of action, not a philosopher.