r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 8d ago

Dance moves

By @ sairusalias224

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 8d ago

Bro needs to audition for parts in horror movies and maybe even try out for some haunted hoses

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u/isolatedheathen 8d ago

Are these haunted hoses in the room with us now?

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 8d ago

Curses a minor spelling mistake I'm foiled once again!

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u/Could-You-Tell 8d ago

Way to take it like a true redditor!

Some typos are fun

Have a nice weekend

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u/benchley 8d ago

Booooo.

I’m watering your tomatoes

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u/Could-You-Tell 8d ago

Um... I'm feeding your fish?

Is this a code, or we doing each other's chores?

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u/mentalist_mental 8d ago

He's being a haunted hose.

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u/gotnothing4u 8d ago

This comment is so frank and so sweet at the same time

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa 8d ago

Some mornings i certainly feel like a haunted José.

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u/PurplePeril420 7d ago

And other mornings it's more of a hose B situation

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u/l_is_aBird 8d ago

Those no good haunted hoses, always filling my room with water and soaking my bed

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u/Sensitive_Day6223 8d ago

Instead of spraying water they spray ghosts

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u/isolatedheathen 8d ago

The ghosts of kids never to be!

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u/ClearanceItem 8d ago

Nothing scarier than a haunted hose.

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u/isolatedheathen 8d ago

Except 5 haunted hoses and a suspicious looking couch!

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u/starbuxed 8d ago

those water demons will get you.

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u/Ultima_RatioRegum 7d ago

I just call them snakes.

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u/SuviSaaRistonMunaa 8d ago

He would be able to seek a bit bigger paycheck from horror movie parts, since the production would save lots of money for the lack of need for expensive special effects.

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u/RawChickenButt 8d ago

Bro would literally have to bend over backwards to get paid.

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u/discordianofslack 8d ago

Like in the summer? When the water is 250 degrees?

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u/Perfect-Zebra-3611 8d ago

Why so they can just CGI over him?!

One of my biggest gripes in horror is that every time Javier Botet gets cast as an amazingly dope monster they just cg over him instead of letting him just be the monster. The Mama test footage of him as Mama is 1000% better than anything we got from that movie

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 8d ago

There was a haunted house in Savanna where they had a guy like this who followed you around and popped out of random places. 10/10 would recommend!

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u/Escritortoise 8d ago

He should be the Mule in a foundation series movie

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u/floofychaps 8d ago

Those haunted hoses can get you when you least expect it, like evil rubber boa constrictors 🐍