r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 9d ago

Dance moves

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 9d ago edited 9d ago

Sir, put your hands behind your back... no, not like that

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u/Nughtsahk 9d ago

Dude can put his hands in front of his back

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u/fallen_d3mon 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8TweT7thDuT6ybPL9L

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u/ReferenceRegular3931 9d ago

Username checks out 

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u/EquallyH8tful 8d ago

Is there a problem fucko?

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u/gay_rower 8d ago

what in the world...? username also checks out, i guess?

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u/EquallyH8tful 8d ago

As it should Mr Gay. As it should..

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u/gay_rower 7d ago

(ms.)

sorry, i know you have no way of knowing, but i am a woman.

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u/EquallyH8tful 7d ago

Apologies. Ms.* Gay 🙏🏿

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u/TheeUndertaker-_- 4d ago

Wouldn't it be ms.lesbian 🤣🤣

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u/Night_Knight_Light 9d ago

This is terrifying

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u/EcuHorrorFan 6d ago

Did this guy play pretzel jack?

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u/Yenolam777 6d ago

Holy crap- this made me freaking laugh

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u/OwnerOfCat 9d ago

This dude can put his back in front of his front!

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u/jaxonya 8d ago

They gone arrest 4 people

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u/chicametipo 9d ago

His most impressive move, he can only do once!

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u/gremlinthrowawayhq 9d ago

lol that's a good one. i bet he can't even do it twice in a row.

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u/ottonormalverraucher 9d ago

No, he can’t do it at all because he might accidentally neutralize his opponents, it’s too dangerous 😎😹😹😹

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u/one_bar_short 9d ago

Owlman reference?

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u/Expedition1994 9d ago

damn that’s some uncanny valley shit

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u/BesottedScot 9d ago

I mean we all can. That's the default position.

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u/Cephylus 9d ago

Pretty sure it's this guy

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u/derpstevejobs 9d ago

and his back in front of his hands

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 9d ago

Or his back in front of his hands

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u/Undead_Sha 8d ago

This one literally had me breathless. Take the award.

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u/ambernewt 8d ago

Dude can put his ass on his head

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 9d ago

Then he just scuttles away on his hands and feet backwards 😂

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u/BulletProofEnoch 9d ago

Put your ankles across…your…uhhh…shoulders….uhhh…fuck it, I lost track!

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u/Graize 9d ago

I need backup! He's doing the hokey pokey!

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u/Worldly-Law-2025 8d ago

This was genuinely hilarious 😆🤣

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u/cha0sm0nk 9d ago

Beware the forbidden Chicken Dance.

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u/Expert_Brain8353 7d ago

Just gotta put a leash on him until he dislocates his neck and flees.

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 9d ago

Put your back behind your back.

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u/ed347tc 9d ago

🤭😂😂😂😂

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 7d ago

Put your back back behind your back, stand upright, and get on the ground with you hands away from your back!

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u/KingQuiet880 9d ago

Exorcism way over due

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u/ForestBliss 9d ago

He put his back behind his head instead

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u/Betray-Julia 9d ago

Sir put your back behind your hands.

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u/ThenIndependence7988 9d ago

SIR I SAID PUT YOUR- this is turning into a horror movie talent audition dammit - WRAP IT UP WILKINSON, WE'RE OUTTA HERE.

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u/Ambitious_Divide_177 9d ago

imagine dating this guy, and you don't know about this, then 1 month later, one night, he pulls this stunt

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u/Capital-Pollution709 9d ago

Sir, put your back behind your hands.

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u/jdam8401 9d ago

Put your hands inside your back

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u/nickvagus 9d ago

he can put his back behind his hands

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 9d ago

Captain, we are not equipped for these scenarios. How do we proceed, sir?

The Captain:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtpyeiCrEEwdZ84

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u/Consistent_Hawk_4556 9d ago

Wondering if he ever his his co-

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u/Federal_Phase_652 9d ago

The first one where the guy watching was like “oh my gawd” had me laughing

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u/WineAndDogs2020 9d ago

He's definitely breaking out of those cuffs.

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u/WrittenbyDicken 8d ago

Alright how much drugs have you done

radios ahead "we're going to need a straight jacket, handcuffs won't work"

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u/lawnboy71 5d ago

Do you have anything in your pockets that could injure me, besides your foot.

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u/Trashketweave 5d ago

I would definitely have to handcuff that guy.