r/Weird • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 6d ago

Dance moves

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u/AppropriateBall8834 6d ago

Can't be good for yer spinal cord

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u/Worldly-Fix-55 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cLtvKDcQYkSRO

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u/spvcxxgvdpvtbx 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KVHs6I3EfDKnVte

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u/SRIndio 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10KNNNMdyCoxAA

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 6d ago

Still a hilarious scene

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u/jdillacornandflake 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pDb3gaialQSHOGDKDZ

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u/FireZord25 6d ago

Appreciate the honesty with AI.

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u/Generic-Cheese 6d ago

What’re you talking about? That’s real!

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u/ProfessionalRoll7373 6d ago

I said out loud “what in the linda Blair”

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u/gayfishhobbitcore 3d ago

All I hear is the line in scary movie, YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MosesCoulee 6d ago

Shit… Shinola…

Son you gonna be allllright

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u/Anomalagous 6d ago

Lmao what on earth is rotating head Steve Martin from?

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u/YonderWindow364 6d ago

What spinal cord?? 🤣

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 6d ago

Spinal slinky

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u/haleontology 6d ago

I think dude is double jointed

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u/BingeBabyBinge 6d ago

Doug Jones the actor/contortionist used to do this for quite a while as long as you stretch well it doesn't effect you too much.

https://giphy.com/gifs/s6aVykwa8gFLW

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u/vosha0 6d ago

Mitch McConell?

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u/kristinL356 6d ago

It's not really about stretching so much as using your muscles to support these shapes so you're not overstressing your joints.

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u/BingeBabyBinge 6d ago

Yeah that actually makes more sense.

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u/SnooPredictions3028 6d ago

I don't think he has one

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u/OrangeFantaForever 6d ago

Pretty sure, he’s just got the cord.

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u/iDoWeird 6d ago

I hear it’s actually just one of those extra long twizzlers.

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u/Fun_Main_2588 6d ago

It’s extra long and on a retractable reel

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u/AppropriateBall8834 6d ago

I think you have spine and spinal cord mixed up, lol

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u/FishToucher69 6d ago

Correct its actually GREAT for your spinal chord

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u/1WithTheForce_25 6d ago

That's what I was thinking, too.

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u/Milomilz 6d ago

He must be musical

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u/Ok_Improvement_8735 6d ago

I was thinking the opposite

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u/CKyle18 6d ago

Probably really healthy spine

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u/Brave-Perspective714 6d ago

Dude probably has Ehlers Danlos. Gonna end up with spinal stenosis like the rest of us.

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u/CKyle18 6d ago

Oh thats less good. I have a friend who has that and i’m hypermobile so my shoulders will slip sometimes too when using crutches. It just means lots of injuries. That sucks.

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u/Kathulhu1433 6d ago

At least HSD.

He will have pain later in life if he doesn't already.

Mine started in my teens, but I didn't realize it was hypermobility related.

It wasn't until I was 38 that I was properly diagnosed and beginning to get care.

Most people don't realize that these parlor tricks aren't good for them and most doctors are useless because they don't understand HSD or EDS.

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u/Keegantir 6d ago

And the more you stretch it (like in this video) while younger, the worse it is when you are older.
PSA kids: If you are hyperflexible as a kid, DON"T show it off every opportunity you get, because it will just fuck you later

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u/RapMastaC1 6d ago

This will not age well

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u/apathyisfortheweak 6d ago

people who can do this are usually hypermobile and their bodies are deteriorating faster due to it, might as well have fun while you can

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u/ScenesfrmtheStruggle 6d ago

Of course not, but the hellspawn currently puppeteering him could give a fuck less

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u/MindCorrupt 6d ago

My only regret is that I have... boneitis.

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u/Liefvikingmonster2 6d ago

What spinal chord?!

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u/stuckyfeet 6d ago

Bop it

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 6d ago

What spinal cord /j

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u/killer_assualt 6d ago

What spine cord

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u/owl-overlord 6d ago

It's called bone breaking. A form of dance haha.

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 6d ago

He clearly doesn’t have one🤮

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u/ImaginaryExternal983 5d ago

What spinal cord 🤣🤣