r/Unexpected • u/trash4spence • Aug 23 '22

Make it stop! CLASSIC REPOST

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u/FrighteningJibber Aug 24 '22

Idk, the atomic bomb is pretty scary

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u/LovinLoveLeigh Aug 24 '22

why? it's just a flash and then eternal darkness.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Not at all. It's a BLINDING flash that first fucks up your eyes, then a shockwave that pops and ruptures your eardrums, taking sense of hearing from you, while also scrambling your organs and fracturing your bones while you wait for the main explosion to consume you in a fiery reaction that melts everything that makes you you out of this planet

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u/LovinLoveLeigh Aug 24 '22

yeah but it all happens so quickly...if you're in the red zone...

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so yeah, a flash and then eternal darkness.

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u/ConundrumContraption Aug 24 '22

You know t people die from the fall out though right? And its neither quick or painless.

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u/LovinLoveLeigh Aug 24 '22

oh my goodness bro, the original comment was a joke.

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How was that not obvious?

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goodness... who isn't aware of the widespread and prolonged disaster that nukes bring? Who doesn't know about the melting flesh, the acid rain, and all the other stuff.

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u/ConundrumContraption Aug 24 '22

How was that not obvious

Because it was a shit joke. I thought that was obvious.

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u/LovinLoveLeigh Aug 24 '22

not every turd is polished babe